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Paul pardons self while he solves problems.

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About Me

But to solve them - ah, therein lie the problem.


Split schizophrenic with a penchant for presenting,
best foot forward, wholesome, uncurdled,
unbridled and unabashed,
speaks like the rest and throw jokes to the last,
least of all to harass, talk smack like some trash, or drink sassafrass,
pass gas without pardoning,
tries to understand ardently,
wishes proficiency in archery,
secretly worships debauchery and prays to that devilish gentleman, Dionysus,
ponders a mount for a moment, then bends at the knee,
begging please, have Mercy,
the thoughts that have crossed me, protogenic and dirty.
Two faces are cumbersome but are worn nonetheless and are in fact faithful to report fair to the fancy,
a devious dignitary, just like any other politician,
privledged, indignant,
fairly sure I deserve much better,
assuredly certain I deserve much more.
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I took this blasted thing again and I still scored Agnostic. Only now, apparently, I'm completely so. Is it peculair then that I consider myself, to be in some capacity, a religious person?
agnosticism


100%

Hinduism


83%

Judaism


71%

Islam


71%

Buddhism


71%

Paganism


67%

atheism


58%

Satanism


46%

Christianity


38%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com
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I'm also a nerd, as I will demonstrate here:
You are The Hulk Hulk 90% Spider-Man 85% Superman 75% Iron Man 70% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 55% Catwoman 55% Batman 55% Supergirl 51% Robin 48% Wonder Woman 46% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Magneto Magneto 83% Apocalypse 81% Dr. Doom 79% Venom 74% The Joker 67% Juggernaut 66% Lex Luthor 65% Mr. Freeze 65% Riddler 62% Dark Phoenix 59% Mystique 58% Kingpin 55% Catwoman 53% Poison Ivy 47% Two-Face 46% Green Goblin 42% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
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This is what happens when you pay attention in 12th year U.S. History.
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
AIM= I Words Myth
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My Interests

comics, movies, writing, photography , reading, performing, slouching, smoking.
I guess I would be interested in like, chilling at the beach all day, but I burn. I burn bad. Also, biking, mountain climbing, bungee jumping, sky diving, and other sorts of EXTREME sportage interest me, but eh, what can I say? I'm lazy and have a will to live.

I'd like to meet:

Space-faring/inter-dimensional extraterrestrials and ask them how they survived.

Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (62%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (38%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
Are You Right or Left Brained?(word pair test)
personality tests by similarminds.com

Music:


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Movies:

Screenwriter...nuff said. I would say the comic genre, but right now it kinda blows. I mean, there're some good flicks out there but nothing...awe-inspiring. Matrix hit the mark, but them sequels did no justice. My comic trilogy'll blow the roof off.
Fight Club, Pi: Chaos in Faith, Requiem for a Dream, Matrix, Bound, Assassins, the Red Bank Chronicles (View Askew ppl should comprehend), Lucas flicks pre-technology upgrade.
Boondock Saints, The Devil's Advocate, Vertigo, Catch Me if You Can, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Chinatown.
The Conan flicks, The Believer, Event Horizon, Taxi Driver, (excuse me, I'm free-associating), Ocean's Eleven (I can't believe they're making a sequel blecch), Snatch.
Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill; Tarantino in, but not directing: From Dusk 'Til Dawn.
Baz Luhrman's Romeo and Juliet, Bio-Dome (I'm allowed one dumb flick), Showgirls (okay, make that two; but Elizabeth Berkley's MAD shexy), The Butterfly Effect (even with the time-travel story holes).
American Psycho, 25th Hour, Kids, Spartan was interesting but confusing at times, Mulholland Drive was much in the ways of being fucked up, but shot rather well.
Unbreakable was awesome, from a comic geeks' perspective; Signs was visually magnificent if a little...predictable.
The Bourne Identity, Love and Sex, The Animatrix, I thought Daredevil had some funky elements, X-Men Uno and Dos (who else thought Patrick Stewart and James Marsden were going to kiss at the end of the second one?).
Trainspotting, although I haven't seen it in like two years; From Hell and the Harry Potter flicks (Robbie Coltrane's an awesome actor); Real Genius; Weird Science; The Breakfast Club; Short Circuit One and Two; porn.
The Usual Suspects, Se7en, The Shawshank Redemption, The Bourne Supremacy (for action), Troy, The Incredibles.

Television:

Jeopardy, Six Feet Under, OZ (on demand), Carnivale's mad f*cked up but good none the less. Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Samurai Champloo (Cartoon Network's the ShizzNit), Star Trek: TNG reruns, Weeds, Penn & Teller's Bullshit.

No, I'm not a TV junkie. Why do you ask?

Books:

Brave New World, Sherlock Holmes shorts, Edgar Allan Poe, Fight Club.
Vonnegut: Slaughter-House Five, Galapagos, Breakfast of Champions. Starting up on Cat's Cradle and Mother Night
The HitchHiker's Guide "Trilogy", Catcher in the Rye.
Ender's Game, Xenocide, Ender's Shadow, Enchantment. Most of the Alvin Maker series; I think I'm missing two books from it. Orson Scott Card's quite an author.
Hamlet, Macbeth, R&J, The Bible/Torah sheh Beksahv, Torah sheh "Ba'al Peh"/Mishna and Gemarah (specifically Mehsechtot/Tractates Ma'akot/"Punishments", Bava Metziah/very loosely translated:"Regarding Ownership", and Gittin/"Divorces/Documents").
Bits and pieces of: Aquinas, Aristotle, Schlessinger, Saadya Gaon, Rambam aka Moses Maimonedes, Freud, Marx, Locke, Hamilton, Kahane(s), Mohammed, Hawkings.
Comics: Batman, JLA, Authority, Planetary, Y: The Last Man, Spiderman/Black Cat: The Evil that Men Do, The Ultimates and 2, House of M, Supreme Power, as well as Hyperion and Nighthawk.
Compilations: Watchmen; League of Extraordinary Gentleman; a few JLA books (New World Order, Strength in Numbers, American Dreams, Primeval, Foreign Bodies, Kingdom Come); all of the Authority compilations (although the first one I lent to someone and never got back, that ho); All the Y: The Last Man comps (actually only just started collecting the comics themselves. It took me a bit to find back-issues); Planetary "elseworlds" (Batman (also lent, and unreturned), Authority, and JLA); Batman compilations.
Since I have no where else to put this up here (I don't think), I'm going to put some of my favorite websites up as well.
Encyclopedia Mythica
The Ultimate .. NYC Poetry Calendar
"Philosophy Resources on the Internet"
The Most Incredible Dictionary ..
Great Books without going to the "Lieberry"

Heroes:

Writers: Kevin Smith, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Mark Waid, Kurt Vonnegut, The Wachowski Brothers, Darren Aranofsky, Quinten Tarantino, Aldous Huxley, Charles Darwin, Karl Marx, Douglas Adams, the people who write Carnivale.
Directors/Producers: Smith, The Wachowskis, Tarantino, Aranofsky, Hitchcock, Wells, Gene Roddenberry (Star Trek), Rod Serling (Twilight Zone), Alan Ball, David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club), Brian Singer (The Usual Suspects, X-men).
Fictional Characters: Batman, Green Lantern, Steel, Wolverine, Yorick Brown, Midnighter, Rorschach, Ford Prefect, Billy Pilgrim, Spock.
Does that last list make me an uber-nerd?

My Blog

Immaculate Degeneration

If I'm anything, it's a hypocrite, 'cause I get no respite from my swiftest twists, twittering with words fallen out of vernacular, trying to impress with this thesaurical spectacular, macul...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

Internet killed the video star...

No dice on the Top Five for the KXNT Radio Star 3 for me. Congratulations to those who made it through to the next round, you bastards. Watch your backs in '08; thanks to everyone who voted for me: it...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

You can listen to my audition online...

on the KXNT Radio Star: Top 20 podcast page, to be more precise. Just click on the play button next to my face to hear trembling voice. You'll have to take my word on the hands. While you're at it, gi...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

If words evolved in mixed dimensions...

...we'd run into each other's words and within them hang in suspension,suspecting incorrectly that the perplexed are pent in the swings in the pendulum,and I may be faulty when I'm into distracted gla...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

Riffing on the state of the universe.

I've been trying to pull myself together recently, wishing adamantly that I can be bigger than the person I believe myself to actually be (because I can picture myself much better [and much worse, for...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

This might be more up y'alls alley...how girls drive men wild.

Unraveling...Chapter Five:Instigating InsanityThe Jamboree came and the group went off over a Saturday night to the synagogue in New Jersey - leading up to the trip, Archie had little on his mind but ...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:22:00 PST

Unraveling: new chapters underway...anyone care for a taste?

Hey all, So I believe that I have up here some chapters from a story I began called Unraveling: A Tale of a Madman's Break-up, and it started off as one thing, a semi-auto-biographical piece dramatize...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:12:00 PST

Factional Violence erupts in Gaza, Israel strikes militants.

Today, in Gaza, supporters of Hamas and Fatah duked it out in the streets, killing at least 20 people, five of which were after ceasefire was called. Israel, utilizing the disorder and mass forced cur...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:35:00 PST

Solely for You

Let me make this for you,let these finger tips slip beneath two slip-straps that be slippin' off your shoulders all day,sayin' the same thing,how uncomfortable a thing;mountainous marvels contained by...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

Hard Night

Tempered, like steel, to the glassy surface,silver painted over, with resolve's enterprise,sorry eyes slap water up to their lids,simply sit dormant and meditate on the moment.Sorry night, circumstanc...
Posted by Paul pardons self while he solves problems. on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:31:00 PST