I hate stupid people. My friends aren't stupid, that's why I joined. I feel jealous when I see a really good quality SLR camera. I would be convinced to shoot someone for $35,000,000,000.00. I don't have enough living space in my...room. Late at night I tend to clean my room because I don't like to go to sleep if it's dirty. My favorite pastime is wrapping gifts - I have a whole box of wrapping accesories. What I do with my guy friends when my husband isn't around: I take them shopping for new clothes for me. When I sit on the train, I look at people's shoes. When I sit on the bus, I look at people's jewelry. I hate celery. I love anything that tastes like pumpkins. I always randomly worry about someone I love getting hit by a car. I look forward to owning a house that is close enough to New York City that I can get there in an hour or two. When someone says something stupid, I hit them. Every Valentine's Day, I expect nothing but a card. My husband says that I behave towards my cat like Elmira from Looney Tunes. I love books and movies with some kind of insanity - someone in it should belong in a hospital. I wonder why men who photocopy their butts (and other things that always show up on the copy) don't worry about the lazer lowering their sperm count. Sometimes I don't understand everyday physics - Why do the computer chair wheels push the rug to the side instead of rolling over it? When I was a child, I was afraid of dogs because once a dog, that compared to my 3-year-old self looked as big as a house, stole a bagel out of my hand, which was only a foot away from the ground, with its mouth. My favorite colors are red and black but I tend to wear a lot of black and pink. I can't imagine living in a place with only one season, like the Carribean - it's summer all the time. I love that men love lesbians but they don't know why - women know why they love gay men. It's always the little things that count, but it's the big things that will get you laid. One should never have to say excuse me for burping in front of the one they love. As soon as you buy something new, it has already become obsolete. I wait for a birthday where my friends chip in to take ME out, instead me taking them out. I freak out everytime my birthday brings me into a new decade - I flipped out at 10, and I flipped out in January. I really don't like small towns or people with small town mentalities. Your town is small because no one wants to live near you. I really fucking hate it when people's MySpace profile says "Married" when they're not but they just "love" the person they're with. You're gonna break up in 3 months. I changed it to "Married" after I got married! And that's all I have to say about that.
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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