Mr. CHRIS - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm ITALIAN & Born In Brooklyn! Want to know more, just ask...................

My Interests

Video Games, Movies, Dancing, Having Good Times With Cool People, Laughing, Hanging out, Sleeping, Computers, Working, Paranormal Investigation, Driving, Good Food, Sex, Partying, Lots to tell, Just ask!..
BOO!

I'd like to meet:

People I know, people i've met, people i'v seeen, and everyone else that i've missed...

Music:

I'm into Rock lately, Classic and Thrash a fave. But in General, My Musical Taste Is Very Eclectic.

Movies:

I'm A Big Horror, Si-Fi, Mafia and Anime Movie Fan!!!

Television:

Dont watch much TV, most new tv shows Suck! I watch DVD's or just play video games...

Books:

Anything By H.P. Lovecraft. But then again, I'm a gamer... Who needs books!?! ;)

Heroes:

June, George, Terry, John, March, Rob, Jordan, Luca, Alex, Wilson, Mario, Kevin, Frank, Tom, Phill, TQ, Randy, Kathy, John S, Won, Dave, Mom, Dad, Grandmother, AL and anyone else who has been there for me! Remember, a friend is someone whos there during the good times and the bad! You guys are all my freakin heros! .. .. .... ..

My Blog

Ten Golden Rules Of Online Gaming!

1: Online gaming is serious business: So, you finally got your game hooked up and are ready to play. Now, you may be forgiven for thinking that online gaming is about having fun. You are very wrong ...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:00:00 PST

PePPeR FoAM!

Well boy did I have a FuCkEd up day... Today during training for my new job I was Shocked, Pepper Foamed & tested three times... I am NOT fucki'n happy...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:51:00 PST

A Friend Wrote This About Me For English Class...

yeah we had to write these english papers about something that happened in ur life...so i wrote about meething chris...today we could share parts of our stories and i shared my opening paragraph...and...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

BLOcKeD!

What is the whole point of myspace, can you please fucken tell me... I thought it was to meet, talk and keep in touch with friends...Why the fuck do people keep there pages blocked, no one c...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

PIZZA!

PIZZA IS THE FUKIN BEST FOOD EVER CREATED!!-WHO EVER THOUGHT TO SLOP SOME FUCKIN TOMATOES AND CHEESE ON RAW FUCKIN DOUGH AND THROW IT IN A BRICK OVEN AT 375 FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES OR...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

EMO!?!

What the fuck is emo???? Ill tell ya !!its a bunch of fucken loser fucks sittin in their bedroom at their muthas house like a mouse hoping that someone notices they are alive!! But nobody ever ...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms...

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry DragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an an...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

My new book....

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.All work and no play make...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:32:00 PST

Racism....Very Interesting!

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You call me "Cracker", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, or whatever, you call me a racist.You say t...
Posted by Mr. CHRIS on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST