Hello Everyone! and welcome to our space! hooray!
We are Letdown Process a rock and roll band from the far reaches of Southern Florida aka: Hurricane Alley. We hope you enjoy our music.While you're here feel free to let us know what you think, we love to meet new people, and we try to get back to everyone.
Band History:
The story of Letdown Process is a long, and for the most part, boring tale of a couple of young children trying to do what no one has done before. At least no one on their street at least. It all begins in a high school far far away, in the year two thousand and zero.....uh zero, or sometime around then, I don't remember.
The day CJ, Pablo, and David decided to begin their journey into the unknown abyss we call Letdown Process started as a normal "cuda" day in the local agri-science classroom. From what I recall and from various witness accounts, their conversation went a little something like this:
CJ: hey my band "broke up" you wanna start another one.
Pablo: um ok, I think I know how to play guitar.
David: guitar?
Pablo: No David, you play the drums.
CJ: Cool, we can go to David's house and play smells like teen spirit until the cops come.
Pablo: Hey I know how to play californication too!
Pablo: I know, we can name the band Nimbus....It makes me feel like a cloud.
David: Pasta!?
CJ: Eh...... no David....Nimbus, it makes Pablo feel like a cloud.
Pablo: Actually never mind....lets name the band Letdown Process.
CJ: What the hell is that?
David: It's a cloud idiot.................gosh.
Pablo: Actually..... it's a term used to describe the massaging or stimulation of a dairy cow's udder, which results in the production of that fine white liquid we all know and love!
CJ: um ok, that sounds weird, but ok.
David: Yay we're gonna touch cows!!
Pablo: What! no......God, just shut up and buy a drum set David.
CJ: alright! now I don't have to be a dork when I grow up.
Pablo: uh yeah...... sure man.
David, CJ & Pablo: Yay we're cool now.
David: ..............so what about the cows?
CJ & Pablo: There are no cows!!!!
(insert bassist here)
The rest as we all say is "when in rome."
~Cow Facts!~
A cow stands up and sits down about 14 times a day.
A cow can detect odors 5 miles away.
A cow has 4 stomachs.
A cow spends 6 hours a day eating and 8 hours a day chewing cud.
It takes one and a half gallons of milk to make one gallon of ice cream.
New Zealand is first in butter consumption at 26 pounds per person- the USA spreads on 4.6 pounds per person.
Cows can hear lower and higher frequencies than humans.
Cows can live 25 years.
Cambridge, Massachusetts started off as a cow pasture.
Boston was actually laid out by cow paths.
A 1,000 pound cow produces 10 tons of manure a year. (now that's a lot of crap)
There is usually one bull to every 30 cows.
An average cow drinks about 30 gallons of water and eats 95 pounds of feed per day.
The cow originally came with Columbus to discover the New World.
There are stores all over the country that sell cow paraphenalia. Vermont and Minnesota having the most.
Milk is mentioned 44 times in the Old Testament.
A cows normal temperature is 101.5
Cows move their jaws 40,000 times a day.
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