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About Me

shitbum first arrived as a force on the drunken party sing-along circuit when he inadvertently composed a song about his penis. several parties later, somebody asked him to sing about a vagina, the rest, as they say, is history.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/2/2006
Band Website: shitbum.com
Band Members: shitbum
Influences: karl thelan, mortomore sludge, miss dell, kee-kee the magical asian seemstress, spiro agnew, pandified, that guy from the lunch room, steamer scaffidi, minnesota fats, kaitlyn sullivan, turbulence, bald, everybody who is anybody, mr klippenger, the skipper, hazel and her big canoe, lisa potenza, shane arnold, jalan crossland, joan carter, south carolina gold sauce, barbara jean, billie jean, billie jean king, jean genie, gene simmons, gene siskel, gene shallot, careful with that axe eugene, eugene oregon, etc.
Sounds Like: wet trash, the last can of Who-hash, an unabashed haberdashery dealing a mish mash of good 'old time' Country, Folk and Rock - a new genre shitbum fondly calls CuntFock.
Record Label: sticky
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

shitbum haiku

my only true viceis betting the mongoloidsat ol' syndrome downs
Posted by shitbum on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST

shitbum haiku

I drove fifteen milesblind and starving on rt. 9past everything
Posted by shitbum on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST

weird

6 weird things about meThe 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as we...
Posted by shitbum on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

I spit on a customer

I will never, ever spit on someone bigger than me.I wiil try not to smile while watching old episodes of Websterit opens the wound on my face and sends the blood down my neck. I will n...
Posted by shitbum on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:31:00 PST

today

today i will go purchase some warm food for my cold belly.i will try to be polite when I purchase the warm food.I WILL NOT STRIKE THE REGISTER ATTENDANTor lash out at him/her verbally.I will purchase ...
Posted by shitbum on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST