Les Vegas

I pledge a grievance to the flakes of the united snakes of a merry cow...and to the republicans, for which they scam...one nacho, underpants...with licorice and jugs of wine for owls........................................................ ............................................................ ........................Resentful of authority...revolted by popular culture...distrustful of most people and organizations...freaked out by clowns, dolls, and fundamentalists...appalled by religion...I don't buy into the system...everything the government says is a lie...everything corporate america says is a lie...I ignore it...fuck 'em...I'm a positive pessamist...My son means everything to me and his happiness is my primary concern. We have a blast together. He's my motivation...Founding member and guitarist of pioneering hardcore thrash band Cryptic Slaughter in the mid 80's, best remembered for our volatile combination of speed, aggression, and radical politics...Also former member of Portland fun gods Sweaty Nipples, who's legend still looms large in the Northwest. I've stayed close to music even though I no longer play in a band. I'd like to reconnect with the many friends I've lost touch with over the years. New friends are always welcome, too.Convicted and Money Talks have been reissued by Relapse Records and are available at www.Relapse.com. Picture discs were released earlier this year and may be all gone by now. Try www.soarecords.com.Some of my favorite old Cryptic flyers are posted in my blogs. We're working on getting some of the old Cryptic t-shirt designs back into production as well, although I can't promise that you'll look this good wearing one.

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