CALL ME ODD, CALL ME ECCENTRIC... JUST DON'T CALL ME COLLECT THE FORMATIVE YEARS
anyone who can do this:
Sabbath, Bowie, Coltrane, Hendrix, Ohio Players, Stones, Zep, AC/DC (*Bon), Chaka + Rufus, Bad Brains, Soundgarden, Black Flag, Van Halen (Diamond Dave Days), Slayer, Black Uhuru, War, Mos Def, B.D.P./KRS-1, the Nuge, DIO, Fu Manchu, Dwarves, the Runaways/Joan Jett, Funkadelic, B.B. King, Albert King, the Cars, KISS, Blondie, Misfits, Stooges/Iggy, Public Enemy, Circle Jerks, Foreigner, Herbie Hancock, Johnny Thunders, Nancy Wilson, Bad Company, the Cult, Ill Repute, Brand Nubian, Peter Tosh, Delfonics, Cody Chesnutt, Echo + the Bunnymen, Alton Ellis, CKY, Aerosmith, Beatles, Devo, Motorhead, Venom, Donald Byrd, Talib Kweli, BlackMoon, Krisiun, Sarah Vaughn, Slave, RKL, Adam and the Ants, Mentors, Bo Diddley, Danzig, Joni Mitchell, the Doors, Gary Glitter, Masters of Reality, D.O.C., Big Daddy Kane, Roy Ayers, Sex Pistols, Common, the Ronettes, the Clash, Isaac Hayes, Albert Collins, Mary J., King Crimson, Robert Johnson, Mobb Deep, Billy Squier, Sly + the Family Stone, the Cramps, Bobby Womack, Celia Cruz, King Tee, the Strokes, Taj Mahal, Shalamar, Toots + the Maytalls, Cro Mags, Massive Attack, Aretha, the Sparks, Jeff Beck, High on Fire, Nile, Atlanta Rhythym Section, Sade, X, Bar-Kays, English Dogs, Elvis Costello, Deep Purple, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, (early) Suicidal, Zeke, Nasty Nas, Triumph, Brand New Heavies, Natalie Cole, the Scorpions, El Chicano, Amiel Larreaux, Neil Young, Mad Professor, Cryptic Slaughter, Al Green, Slum Village, Mozart, Pincers, MC5, Vice Squad, GQ, Ry Cooder, GrandMaster Flash + the Furious Five, Sam Cooke, Cat Stevens, Wayne Wonder, the Meatmen, Outkast, Teena Marie, Crucifix, Oingo Boingo, Lonnie Liston Smith, Fela Kuti, The Young Disciples, "Niecey" Williams, Alpha Blondy, Samhain, Loose Ends, Ray Charles, Foghat, Norah Jones, Hellacopters, Buena Vista Social Club, Minor Threat, Wes Montgomery, the Stranglers, Jungle Brothers, Kraftwerk, Biz, Chuck Berry, J.F.A., Helmet, Eric B. and Rakim, Dead Kennedys, Ravi Shankar, Megadeth, Tchaikovsky, Astrud Gilberto, Xavier Cugat, Tribe, De La Soul, B.T.O., Cal Tjader, Mikey Dread, Seals + Crofts, Edgar Winters, Battalion of Saints, the Emotions, Clapton, Nina Simone, Gang of Four, Blind Faith, Etta James, Hall + Oats, Wayne Shorter, Jaheim, Softcell, Yusef Lateef, Kansas, the Specials, Malo, Frampton, Stalag 13, Lost Boys, Tierra, the Untouchables, Cameo, Donny Hathaway, Stravinsky, Fishbone, Obituary, the Platters, Dimmu Borgir, the Minutemen, Smokey Robinson, Amy Winehouse, the Wu, Ol' D.B., any 1960's Cuban Orchestra Bands, Guru/Gangstarr, Heart, Keith Sweat, Bad Manners, Gary Numan, Sizzla, (early)Corrosion of Conformity, the Intruders, Skatalites, Chic, Exploited, Shabba Ranks, Patsy Cline, Buju, Ministry, (early) Steel Pulse, Me'shelle Ndgeocello, Sun House, Testament, Poor Righteous Teachers, Jimmy Cliff, Pixies, Jefferson Airplane, Sheila E., the Temprees, X-Clan, Shangri-Las, Jethro Tull, Egyptian Lover, the Meters, Bow Wow Wow, Slick Rick Tha Rulah, Tenor Saw, Molly Hatchet, ike & TINA, Tony Touch, Nirvana, Queen, Gil Scott Heron, Smiths, Miles Davis, Parliament, NIN, the Gladiators, Bauhaus, Youssou N'Dour, Eddie Kendricks, Agression, G.B.H., George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers, Evelyn "Champagne" King, Boston, Aretha, Joy Division, Van Morrison, Roxy Music, Gap Band, Elvis, Immortal, John Lee Hooker, Ramones, Redman, Tower of Power, Lene Lovich, D'Angelo, James Gang, SubHumAns, E.L.O., Hawkwind, Pantera, the Miracles, Nip Drivers, Leon Russell, Raphael Saadiq/Tony,Toni,Tone, Ninjaman, Cream, Jackson 5, the Kinks, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, U-Roy, Goapele, Accused, Yardbyrds, Alkaholiks, Jimmy Smith, Art of Noise, Melodians, Dusty Springfield, Average White Band, J Rocc, Raw Power, Cutty Ranks, the Sweet, Maxwell, Roxanne Shante, Bill Withers, Soilent Green, Augustus Pablo, Dead Boys, the Supremes, Blue Oyster Cult, Lady Saw, Beach Boys, Decapitated, Style Council, the Roots, Erykah Badu, Killing Joke, Santana, Pharcyde, Joe Walsh, Pretenders, New York Dolls, Roy Orbison, Jeff Buckley, Garnet Silk, the Faces/Rod Stewart, Judas Priest, Brick, Dionne Warwick, Barrington Levy, the Animals, Earth Wind and Fire, Bob Welch, Otis Redding, Deicide, Little Richard, Half Pint, the Dickies, the Chiffons, (early) Metallica, Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers, Ghostface, Desmond Dekker, S.O.S. Band, the Flamingos, MC Shan, Broken Bones, Steppenwolf, EPMD, B52's, Johnny Taylor, Stone Temple Pilots, Blackbyrds, Generation X, Style Council, Celtic Frost, Jill Scott, Lee "Scratch" Perry, the Moments, Saint Vitus, Thin Lizzy, Koko Taylor, Adolescents, Kool + the Gang, Zapp/Roger, Velvet Underground, Das FX, Branford + Wynton Marsalis, NWA, T. Pendergrass, Alice in Chains, Mighty Diamonds, the Ventures, Immortal, Pink Floyd, B.I.G., Siouxsie, Rose Royce, Booker T. and the MG's, Blancmange, Chelsea Smiles, Isley Brothers, Beatnuts, Melvins, Thelonious Monk, King Tubby, Eagles, Possessed, The Dramatics, Motley Crue, Stevie Wonder, Fleetwood Mac, Black Ivory, GZA, RZA, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Prince, Dennis Brown, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, MC Lyte, Roxy Music, the Damned, RUSH, the Heptones, Lords of the New Church, B.T. Express, P.I.L., Alice Cooper, Bob Marley, ADX, Guns N Roses, Beenie Man, FEAR, the Staple Singers, The Jam, Channel 3, Millions of Dead Cops, Iron Maiden, Agent Orange, Bonnie Raitt, Lee Morgan, the Zombies, Dinah Washington, MC Solaar, CSNY, Gap Band, Talking Heads, Morris Day + the Time, Johnny Winter, Marvin Gaye, Backyard Babies, Memphis Slim, Johnny Cash, Whodini, ZZ Top, Chaos U.K., James Brown, Dr. Know, the Who
Shawshank Redemption, Harold and Maude, Repo Man, Enter The Dragon, Chinese Connection, Raging Bull, Up In Smoke, Next Movie, Marathon Man, Reservoir Dogs, Easy Rider, Performance, Tommy, King of New York, Jesus Christ Superstar, Blazing Saddles, Iron Monkey, The Thing, Cape Fear, Stir Crazy, Blues Brothers, Taxi Driver, Heavy Metal, Goodfellas, Fantasia, Apocolypse Now, Dirty Harry, A Clockwork Orange, Stranger Than Paradise, Life is Beautiful, At Close Range, Road Warrior, Pulp Fiction, Ong Bak, Motorcycle Diaries, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Dragon Inn, Seven Samurai, Time and Tide, Seven Sword, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, the Dead Zone, Triumph of the Spirit, Zatoichi, Bad Lieutenant, Shampoo, Romeo is Bleeding, 3 O'Clock High, Animatrix, Blue Velvet, Once We Were Kings, The Shining, Rockers ('78), Blade Runner, American Werewolf in London, Spinal Tap, Amelie, Birdy, The Wall, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny!!
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Bukowski, Hemingway, Erica Jong, Henry Rollins, Anais Nin, Sartre, Henry Miller, Hunter S. ("Doctor of Gonz") Thompson, W. Burroughs, R. Crumb, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Dostoyevsky, Kerouac, H.P. Lovecraft, Rudyard Kipling, Poe, Camus, Gore Vidal, Zappa, Shakespeare, Maya Angelou, Ginsberg, Joseph Conrad, Lydia Lunch, Sandra Cisneros, Herman Hesse, Eggers, Klosterman, Kahlil Gibran, Dr. Seuss
Me' Mum, Charles Bukowski, the Doctor of Gonzo, Henry Rollins, Erica Jong, Mick, Ozzy, Shirley Chisolm, Noam Chomsky, Ghandi, Che, J.C., Buddha, Rosa Parks, K. Richards, Hendrix, Joey Ramone, Ronnie James Dio, Eddie Aikau, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa, Donnie Yen, Angus Young, Danny Way, Chrissie Hynde, Max Cady, The Three Stooges, Hattori Hanzo, Frida Kahlo, Josephine Baker, Joan Jett, Baudelaire, Gaugin, Caravaggio, Degas, Rodin, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Diego Velasquez, the Ancient Egyptian artists and architects, Renoir, Warhol, the inventor of the "Merkin".