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mallory

I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no ot

About Me

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

My Interests

Feed me a stray cat.

I'd like to meet:

the lumberjack who ate the giant pizza i couldn't finish.

Music:

Whitney Houston, Huey Lewis and The News (from "Sports" on...not their early work. too new wave)and Phil Collins.

Movies:

Ricki Oh, Fight Club, The Passion of Joan of Arc, anything Ingmar Bergman or Kurosawa, Miike, Battle Royale, Airplane, Godzilla movies, Cohen Brothers, Kubrick, Tarantino, Werner Herzog, The Godfather, Kiss Meets The Phantom of the Park, The Terror of Tiny Town, Lynch, Cronenberg, Orgazmo, South Park movie, Team America, Anchorman

Television:

cop rock. best...show...ever. The Shield. Nip/Tuck. What's Happening! Sopranos. The Wire. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Good Times. Simpsons. South Park. Miami Vice. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Dallas. Wondershowzen.

Books:

Cats That Paint.

Heroes:

We don't need another hero. We don't need to know the way home. All we want is life beyond The Thunderdome.

My Blog

Super Snack Sunday

My friend Chris Merrow likes to come over on Sundays and we watch cartoons (such as The Simpsons or Foghorn Leghorn) and weather permitting we like to play a little outdoor Uno.  Drinking Tilt an...
Posted by mallory on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

Christmas 2006 Revisited

Oh snap!  I forgot about the Muppet keychain (Animal) and the Muppet paper clips featuring Animal and Kermit the Frog.    Darth Vader, Muppets, cartoons, and football...my mommie k...
Posted by mallory on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

Christmas 2006

Another x-mas has come and gone and my mom still gets me the best presents ever.  This year she got me a Darth Vader ceramic head filled with m&ms, a Darth Vader ceramic body mug wi...
Posted by mallory on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

A Moment In Time With Scott Ross

Sometimes when Scott Ross drinks, he loses his mind.   Granted, we ALL do that, but he is on another level.  Scott's shenannigans has promped my friend Bryan to say, "Scott never dissap...
Posted by mallory on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:45:00 PST

frag the Sergeant

So...Merrow and I are hanging out, watching The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, and he goes to use the toilet.  Much to my dismay, I haven't cleaned it lately.  "How do you do it?" and I kn...
Posted by mallory on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

what is best in life?

1. To crush your enemies 2. To see them driven before you. 3. To hear the lamentations of the women. That is best in life.
Posted by mallory on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:19:00 PST

conga line

Laying in bed this morning I had a vision.  I was at The Herkemer show, leading a conga line.  Then I thought, I've led a conga line before, maybe I should do it again?  Three years ago...
Posted by mallory on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:43:00 PST

This should send a message to other pastries

Super Sunday.  We all know Seattle lost and it was very upsetting.  Not that they lost, but how they lost.  No need to further grouse about that.  It is after the game I want to di...
Posted by mallory on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:34:00 PST

my 35th christmas

partial list of what i received for X-mas from my mom: darth vader plastic cup jar-jar binks toothbrush simpsons/south park underwear alvin and the chipmunks dvd emmet otter jugband xmas dvd chicken l...
Posted by mallory on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:03:00 PST