Mighty Unicorn - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Rainbow Bubbles

Contact Tables

The Unicorn is one of the most mysterious of all animals. It has been glorified in folk tales, songs, poems, and stories for centuries; and it remains one of the great "unsolved mysteries" of the world. Despite the widely held belief in its existence, it has not been seen in centuries ; and the popular Eastern image from Chinese folklore is very different from the familiar Western image of a white horse-like creature. The only consistent fact is that a Unicorn has a single horn in the middle of its forehead.
Unicorns are magical creatures that exist only for those who believe. When they are not frolicking in dewy meadows or posing on windy cliffs they are helping believers do away with daily annoyances.
Does the New Age lady at the bookstore get on your nerves when she starts ranting about her latest encounter with an acient warrior spirit?
Are you tired of being accosted by the creepy mime who think she deserves a quarter for pretending to be trapped in a box?
Does that arrogant businessman in the well-pressed suit drive you crazy with loud talk on his cell phone in a crowded elevator?
Close your eyes, take a deep breath and summon a unicorn. If you believe in the magic of unicorns with all your heart and soul they will answer your call!
THE CODE OF THE UNICORN
Pimp My Profile
1. Unicorns never lie.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns are loyal.
4. Unicorns can keep a secret.
5. Unicorns don't use drugs!
MAGICAL HORNS!
Pimp My Profile
Not all unicorn horns are the same!
Each one has unique magical powers.
1. Pearescent: mindcontrol, weather control, super hearing
2. Spiral: illusion casting, super healing (i.e. turns blood into rose petals)
3. Glow: hypnosis, enhanced agility
4. Crome: electromagnetism, speed reading, teleportation
MIGHTY UNICORN RAWKS LIVE!
Pimp My Profile

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/01/2008
Band Website: mightyunicorn.com
Band Members: Only true believers in Unicorns can be members, and we all do.
Shun the nonbelievers.

Pat Demartino: Guitars and shiny things
Kevin Ellis: Sounds and crutches
Keeney: Bass
Bradley Mowen: Vocals, cigars and animal
Hans Wagner: Drums, vocals and annoying laugh

Mighty Unicorn members play in or have played in this list of bands:
Mr. Bungle
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
The Accused
Village Idiot
Aggro Batch
Last Empire
Master Musicians of Bukkake
Hungry Mob
The Film
sweaty nipples
ASVA
Burning Witch

Influences:

SUGAR COATED SUNSETS AND MAGICAL CANDY RAINBOWS, GINGER BREAD GARDENS AND GOODIE GOODIE GUM DROP TREES, AND OF COURSE..... UNICORNS!:
Pimp My Profile
Sounds Like:

A pile of sugar and all other great bands:
Pimp My Profile

Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Band meeting Sunday

We are meeting on Sunday @ Pizza Roma. Children of the Unicorn unite!
Posted by on Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:18:00 GMT

Mighty Unicorn rehearsals to begin

What's up there, fans of the UNICORN!It looks like good ol' PATWIE is getting the MU rehearsal space all lined up, and Schvoontz is moving to Portland... Which means that MIGHTY UNICORN IS BACK ON TRA...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:18:00 GMT

Unicorn Album In Production!

Hi there, fruity little fans of the VEE-NICORN!We have posted more tracks on our MySpace page for your enjoyment. One of those new tracks is of Hans recording his drums for the upcoming as-yet-to-be-n...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 10:25:00 GMT

BACK IN THE SADDLE!

Hello there, Unicorn believers!We had a bit of a bad stretch there... Hans went on vacation, and came back with a very very nasty illness, and he has spent nearly 2 weeks recuperating. And now.. LET T...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:25:00 GMT

SHOW VIDEO NOW AVAILABLE

We know what our public wants, and what our public wants, our public gets!Well, sort of....We took a bunch of video at the show, and we have posted some of it up on YouTube for those of you who couldn...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:44:00 GMT

The Sports Fan Dominates. Face.

Photobucket Album The Sports Fan dominates. Face.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Show pictures added

Please see our Photo Album! We took a BUNCH of pictures of the show, and posted them for your enjoyment. Thanks go out to our buddy Kristi for helping out with the photos! And for not stepping on Kevi...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:43:00 GMT

My GOD, what a great show!

Well, fans of the Unicorn, we did it. We actually made it to the show, and rocked like there was no rock ever before us. And all of the friends who made it out were AWESOME. We saw tons of Unicorn T...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:12:00 GMT

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN... The show is tomorrow night...

We've crossed our "i"s and dotted our "t"s... and now we're ready. For us, this is Hoof-Biting anticipation! So many days and nights of practice. So many hours and hours locked in a small room togeth...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:56:00 GMT

MIGHTY UNICORN AT ASH STREET SALOON SATURDAY

We're playing at the Ash St. Saloon on Saturday night. House should be packed, and the beer will flow like wine.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:29:00 GMT