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Fighting Yard Gnome

We called it retiring.

About Me

Washed up medic turned bike mechanic. Ownin yer own busioness is a great thing. The pay sucks and so do the hours!! It's also harder to tell the boss to fuck off!!!Dont touch my fuckin Ramen Noodles!!!

My Interests

Harley's that PAYING customers bring into my shop, all things flat black, anything lacking chrome, flyfishing, being able to pay my rent, that warm fuzzy feeling of clothes just out of the dryer.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody with a shred of common sense.

Music:

Patsy Cline to old metal and back around to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

Movies:

Blade Runner, American History X, Lady and the Tramp

Television:

Anything on the Disco channel (except OCC), the history channel, or the military channel

Books:

Modern Knitting Techniques and Why Satan Deserves Your First born

Heroes:

Robert E. Lee, My Mom and Dad, Eric Buell, and Eric Estrada.