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charlie the nomad

About Me

Well, basically i'm pretty nomadic- i don't really live anywhere specific- i live wherever i am. I work out in the oilfield on a drilling rig- i'm basically something between a carnie and a scientist. I look at busted up rocks. heh. and they pay me to do it. so i guess they'd say that i'm a wellsite geologist. or maybe a dirty ass roughneck from time to time. or just an all around chump. but they don't know the cleverly hidden truth, or can fathom the extent of my undertaking. in reality, i'm the prime minister of mars. among other things, that is. i'm in exile now- must stay away from the hive lest i be ameliorated to its vile ends. waiting as though in a vile coccoon, anticipating the dawn of the new side of time... So when i'm not out here, which happens every now and then, I basically drift around. what is it that you do, you ask, during your terrestrial exile? well I like to do... stuff....- i like to run, read, work on broken stuff, buld and ride bikes, snowboard, 4-wheel, engineer my designs for world domination, travel, go on adventures... lots of stuff, really. I guess there's lots of things that i like about your planet- fresh snow, the full moon, fire, hydrocarbons, deep mud, trees, burritos, music, old whiskey, fast bikes, matanuska thunder... all the good stuff. hahaha! my time is wearing thin. to know more you must inquire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to have drinks with genghis khan, jesus, hitler, henry rollins, ghandi and dubya, all simultaneously. after fun and games...

My Blog

that pile won't ride itself....

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Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:36:00 GMT

Summertime Chaos!

Random Musings of Summertime Chaos   So, after the ordeal that which was the Stampede I was pretty used up, but by the weekend I was back in full effect.  The Smokeout was good times, for ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:26:00 GMT

dirth on STAMPEDE 4!

STAMPEDE 4: THE MADNESS CONTINUESDo you have a chopper problem? Do you like to ride, and I mean really RIDE that bad motorsickle? Do you have little to no regard for your safety and general well being...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:42:00 GMT

FUCK YOU AND YOUR YELLOW BIKE TOO!

Today I wish to discuss an issue which has plagued mankind for ages, and demands immediate attention on the behalf of all parties involved.  Since the incipience of motorized vehicles earlier in ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:09:00 GMT

bitch, bitch, bitch

As I sit here in this little hole in the wilds of Wyoming, 50 miles from the nearest town, 30 miles from a paved road, and 15 feet just left of the middle of nowhere, it occurred to me how much of t...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:06:00 GMT

yet another bizarre odyssey... the rest of the story

This year has been yet another bizarre odyssey.  In retrospect, I've gotten all over from hell to breakfast and back a couple of times, but tragically much of this has been constrained by the pur...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:52:00 GMT

STAMPEDE 3: LEGACY OF BRUTALITY

Not too long ago, the winds of circumstance and fortune gathered tramps from all over the country to converge upon the sleepy little dump of Barstool, California in order to participate in the 3rd S...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:23:00 GMT

Winter Musings

With springtime waiting in the wings, it's hard not to think about the coming exploits of the nicer days that are soon to come.  Sitting here in the middle of the snowy nowhere in Wyoming, poking...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:32:00 GMT

which is all out hell on wheels?

a chopper? a bobber? why?i was recently asked, to which this was my reply.chopper... bobber... wtfe. i don’t know what the ACTUAL designation is, but it reminds me of how many different wacked-o...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:45:00 GMT

what a long, strange trip its been....

i know this is a little after the fact, but what the hell... As winter rapidly encroaches upon us, I cannot help but reflect upon the madness that has ensued in the passing of the summer and fall.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:49:00 GMT