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IG-88

Hate.

About Me

Oh, sweet jebus ... where to begin. More importantly, where to end? Right here seems about right.

If you want to AIM me, do so at FlamboiantHitler. I feel obligated to explain the name every time I say it, so here you go. You see, I hate humanity, and avoid other "people" like the friggin' plague. So I made a name that attempts to offend everyone at the same time. The "Flamboiant" part should only offend the most hateful people, (neo-nazis, gang-bangers, republicans). The "Hitler" part should offend anyone who doesn't file into the first group. And since it's spelled wrong, anyone that's smart enough to figure it out should think to themselves, "Oh, what a dumbass... I won't message the fool, he's not worth taxing my fabulous gray-matter."

See how well you really know me, and take this quiz. I stole the idea from Lauren, so props be given where props be due.

Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

My Interests

Gaming, paintball, biking, hiking, ninjas , camping, skiing/snowboarding , pirates, fishing, hunting, boating, bungee jumping, snorkel/scuba diving, tactical thermo-nuclear wargames that have a high probability of backfiring thus causing widespread global chaos, puppies.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody .

Music:

As long as it isn't country, rab, r&b, goth, new-age disco or all the millions of offshoots of electronic, it's fine with me. I prefer rock , punk , classical, and hardcore , with a splash of oldschool cross-genre like Aquabats or Mr. Bungle for flavor. Or if a song has a really cool music video, I'll go for that as well.

Movies:

Like my taste in music, as long as it doesn't have country music/rap/r&b/electronica in it, I'll probably like it. I prefer war movies that are based on actual events, or movies that have one of those plots that require you to see it twice to make sense of it all. And of course... Star Wars .

Television:

History Channel, Discovery/Discovery Wings, TLC, Comedy Central, and NBC for Conan O'Brien. Everything else is a steaming pile of crap .

Books:

"Me fail English? That's umpossible !" Not a fan of books when there's more entertaining things to do.

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, George Patton, Abraham Lincoln, and Smelly Emily.

My Blog

It's what hot on the streets?

So I'm back at work at El Besto Buyo, back with Cara, and things couldn't be better. It's funny how a few simple changes in life can so completely alter your attittude and emotions. I think having a f...
Posted by IG-88 on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:40:00 PST

Allies in the viper pit: by Dr. Mike

Oh the bittersweet taste of ex-girlfriends, how I miss thee...Well, not really, but it's somewhat poetic. I was forwarded a slough of messages last night from one of my more devious minions that one o...
Posted by IG-88 on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:23:00 PST

OH GOD! What have I done?! I was bored, I didn't mean it!

About Me Name Baron Von Mikael XI Nickname IG-88 Birthday April 27, 1980 Age 25 Height 6'3" Hair Color Blonde Eye Color Blue/Grey Have You Ever Fallen for your besfriend Unfortunately, y...
Posted by IG-88 on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:52:00 PST

Back in the saddle agaaaaaiiin!!!

"Fuck." That about sums up the past few years of my life, the past 4 months almost moreso. Some people know what's been happening in my life, but most people don't, and to be quite honest, I'd rather ...
Posted by IG-88 on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:30:00 PST