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About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comeI've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in LOL... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasnt supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder to recover every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take as many pictures as you can, laugh as much, and love like you've never been hurt, because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Amen1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ..Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are ! like .Chocolate Bars! .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

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Your Power Level is: 91%
You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.
You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

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My friend.....1. If you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. If you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you've finally gotten laid.4. If you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get, in fact, I'll probably be the one that scared your pansy ass!5. If you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.6. If you get confused - I will use little words.7.If you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. If you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.Remember:A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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Your Personality Profile
You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.
You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.
A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.
You are good natured and people enjoy your company.
You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you. The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are A Realistic Romantic
It's easy for you to get swept away by romance...
But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective.
You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets
You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

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What Type of Flirt are You?

Sexport Flirt
Yeah, baby! We think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Sexpot Flirt you don't hesitate to take the most direct route when you want someone's attention. A lingering touch on the arm here, a little licking of the lips there you're as saucy and seductive as they come. Flirting your way into someone else's personal space is second nature. The good news? Your intentions are crystal clear. The bad news? If you don't put your money where your mouth is, you'll have some explaining to do. But as long as you're having fun, put on that hot little outfit and go crazy. In the immortal words of Olivia Newton John, Let's get physical!
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What kind of eyes do you have?

Happy
Your eyes are really happy. you are spoiled, and have a wonderful family who cares for you and will get you anything you want. Your popular, and everyone loves either your style you just how nice you are. The guys love you to death, and they kiss the ground you step on. While your friends ask you for any advice you can give.
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What kind of ROSE are you? *PICS*

White
ROMANTIC.
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My Blog

Pharmacology

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also ...
Posted by <3 Li§ã <3 on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

SLOW DANCE

This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital .It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.SLOW DANCEHave you eve...
Posted by <3 Li§ã <3 on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:45:00 PST

Mastectomy Hospital Bill in Congress

If you know anyone who has had a mastectomy there is a lot of discomfort and pain afterwards. Insurance companies are trying to make mastectomy's an outpatient procedure. Let's give women the chance...
Posted by <3 Li§ã <3 on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST