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Evil Uncle Tony

So baby do you want to ding a ding dan my schlong along a ding dong?

About Me

I am an outlandish, osculating creature, made from a semi-transparent substance of a dubious nature. I can be seen gently drifting on warm air currents amongst various shrubs on weekday nights in the St Martin on the field’s area. If disturbed I will defend my young, with a verve, and vigor; the likes you have never seen. Behold!

My Interests

Fighting Crime, Defending truth and justice, making noises with the computer, eating a weird diet, spelunking (not really but it’s a good word), knife throwing, knife catching, using first aid on my knife wounds, beating Nazis to death with a tire iron, dressing up like a Grade-A twat, talking at people, lying to beautiful blind women so that they will sleep with me, blinding beautiful women, buying expensive equipment that I never use, growing entertaining facial hair, making edible food, baiting badgers, shouting the word “Oblivion” in to the cruel sky, and so on

I'd like to meet:

Pope John-Paul II (deceased): You know just for a chat, and maybe a light dinner. Latter perhaps some dancing and who knows romancing. Then we would stand out on the balcony and look down on Vatican City, and talk about the beauty that exists in all life. Then I would probably toss him of to the sounds his cathedral organ (Multiple-entendre)

Music:

Clutch, Ghostface Killah, Mark Lanegan, Bonnie Prince Billy, Kyuss, Gnarls Barkley, the Streets, Sway, The Black Keys, Kano, Warren Zevon, Otis Reading, Har Mar Superstar, Saul Williams, Tool.

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Barron Munchousen, Withnail and I, Blues Brothers, Brazil, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dark City, the network