The most underrated man in America.
Ruler of the large brown nipple people.
"I'm tired, Doc!" "Hang in there, Mac!"
remembering things, bouncing balls, solving mysteries, washing my hands, finding needles in haystacks, making mountains out of molehills, skipping stones, cutting lines, saving lives, assisting old ladies across the street, feeding hobos, making fun of nerds, eating buffalo wings, driving myself crazy, giving in, sex in cars, frolicking in the park, stomping on goombas, gloating, licking nipples, defusing bombs, scoring Cornpoles from Suzie's, humiliating people, being humiliated, completing the square, discovering oxymorons, taking vitamins, swearing, grooming myself, being paranoid, high fives, ms. pacman, being awesome, optimizing my performance, Czech beers, freeing up space, getting it up, seedless watermelons, taking care of business, shopping smart, shopping S-Mart, pumping iron, running with scissors, staring at the sun, wasting away with someone i love..
Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
Bjork, Broken Social Scene, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Bright Eyes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Elliott Smith, John Frusciante, Foo Fighters, Smoking Popes, Sinatra, The Who, Ozzy, AC/DC, Death Cab, Postal Service, BT, Everything but the Girl, The Human League, Morris Day and the mutha fuckin' Time!..
Conan, South Park, Heroes, Weeds, Family Guy, Three's Company, Wonder Years, Sportscenter, Sanford and Son, 90210 pre Ray Pruitt, The Odd Couple, Honeymooners, Cheers (the Diane years), Howard TV, NBA/NFL/MLB/ATP/AVP/X/ Olympic Games..
The Return of the Bunny Suicides, The Confederacy of Dunces, Scar Tissue, The Seven Chinese Brothers, Mr. Messy, the Cliff Notes to Great Expectations, Betty and Veronica, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Franz Kafka short stories, Edgar Allen Poe short stories..
Luke Cage, The Brown Hornet, Randy Savage, Brett Hart, B.A. Baracus, Louis Pastuer, Joseph Priestley, Flint, Leif Ericsson, Clifford Hillegass..