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Turkish Tornado

The turkocity is strong with this one... [the dj portion - myspace.com/tolgar]

About Me



Cameo - Word Up --- Now there's a tune!

My Interests

I enjoy wrestling refrigerators, running through sand with rubber bands on my toes, playing love songs on my guitar, and long walks on driveways.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 10 years.

Scroll down for more photochop pics!

Danger, turkocity levels are high!

Music:

Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Stone Roses, The Melvins, Sonic Youth, Mos Def, DJ Krush, Deltron 30/30, Gorillaz, The Ghetto Boys, N.W.A, Dylan Rhymes, Dan. F, Meat Katie, Tiga, Rennie Pilgrem, 30Hz, Danny Howells, Ministry, NIN, Ricky Stone, etc etc.

Movies:

Kentucky Fried Movie, UHF, Powder, Meet Joe Black, Untamed Heart, Van Wilder, The Good, The bad, and The ugly, Bullet, Scarface, Enter the Dragon, The Matrix.

Television:

Video games primarily (if and when I find the time). Got some time you wanna kill? Enjoy...Click to play and use your arrow keys.

Books:

Anything from Donald J. Sobol, Isaac Asimov, Alduous Huxley, and Shel Silverstein.

Heroes:

Vanilla Ice, Super Grover, Al Roker (In no particular order).

My Blog

All my dj mixes are up here

Oldest to Newest - All can be downloaded at http://www.tolgar.com/djmixes Just right click and "save as" Feedback is always appreciated. Consonant Dissonance 17-Nov-2004 104MbEtostone - Get Free...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:22:00 PST

About damn time

I finally revised the myspace page to look a tad more presentable.  Nothing fancy.  Actually, rather dull  But what the hell, enjoy the photos... that's all it's good for. :)
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:30:00 PST

::sigh:: An eye for an eye

Some girl named Holly posted some offensive remarks on some of my images which I have deleted as I'm not into homophobic or racist comments. Please enjoy my image comment on her profile to return ...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best myspace message EVER sent to me!!!

Comes from http://profiles.myspace.com/users/4215773 "Bruce" (who I don't know) in reference to the photochop of me in my pics as a black man (but apparently doesn't realize it's a photochop)... "...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Sad, Sad Day... R.I.P... You'll always be in my heart...

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

London, here I come

I leave for London this coming wednesday...I can't wait. Gonna stop at the Hum Party and see Rennie Pilgrem and Meat Katie as well as a ton of other breaks dj's. I only saw Meat Katie once in the s...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unfrickinbelievable...!

I've been dj'ing for a few years now...and many of my friends have gotten to open up for big dj's...but sometimes it's dj's they don't completely identify with... but me... I get to open up for UNKLE....
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuckin' College

No, not a college where they fuck...though that's probably the case at most schools. I took a quiz today that was 4 pages long...took over an hour to complete...logarithms, binary, sine wave to pcm...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WOOHOO!!!!

Today, a man's worth is measured by how many myspace friends he has.... I have reached 100! With little increments and large amounts of patience, I will conquer the once unobtainable goal of... 130! ...
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finally Here

I got tired of hearing "Friendster sucks. Myspace is where it's at." I'm finally here. Where are the belly dancers I was promised?
Posted by Turkish Tornado on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST