Gamers Society
If you play video games, join us. If you have ever played a video game, join us. If you like video games, join us. If you don't really play video games, but you remember that one game you played years ago that you loved, join us. If you think Luigi could detroy Mario in a street fight, join us. If you know what 'Altered Beast' is, join us. If you have blisters on your thumbs, join us. If you have the Halo-version of XBOX, join us. If you think Tetris is the single greatest game ever invented, join us. If you've defeated a person in public office in Mortal Kombat II, join us. If you use video games as an escape from family problems, fights with your friends, work-related stress, or just plain old ugliness, join us. If you don't like video games, you will soon be crushed. We share a common bond stronger and more pure than any religion. Join us, and be saved.
Spreading the word.