Six Flags and I are getting divorced. |
Six Flags is gross. Gross, gross, gross and I've never liked it. Even as a kid I was never excited about going. The rides terrified me. One time, in response to the peer pressure from my friends, I...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST |
Current Events and Why Japan Is the Greatest Country Ever. |
BRIDGE TRAGEDY IN MINNEAPOLIS:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-35W_Mississippi_R
iver_BridgeThe first of lots of shit that will start randomly falling apart. I mean... how long can anything really stay...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:08:00 PST |
Is "Swashbuckle" A Verb? |
I love falling asleep on the couch watching nature programs. My favorite ones are from the BBC Planet Earth series. I recently bought them on HD DVD. It has brilliant, never-before-seen footage of ...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:58:00 PST |
Why I'm Lame. |
Hi there. Let's talk about how lame I've become.So last night, I'm dreaming of making love to a beautiful woman. It's a very vivid, sensual dream that is enhanced by the fact that in this dream, I'm...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Scrapple and Other Reasons to Visit New Jersey. |
So it's getting harder and harder to focus on writing blogs because the advertisements on myspace are getting so much sexier and engaging. As soon as I log in, there is a hot chick leaning over her l...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST |
I lost my virginity at the Y. |
There are times in a young man's life when certain needs begin to present themselves in the forms of interest in the opposite sex, lustful thoughts, and embarrassing and untimely erections.It is durin...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST |
You Know The Story... Now Check Out The Graphic Novel!! |
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Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST |
On the job injuries |
The Murder WeaponThat's right... last night, my acoustic guitar tried to kill me.There I was, just working late on a Sunday night -- which is how I spend a lot of Sunday nights these days... Hell, I...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST |
These hippies are alright with me. |
OKYa'll know how I stand on hippies. I don't like them. I think they're lazy and spend too much time talking about bullshit and doing drugs. Their music takes too long to listen to and as a people,...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Hi, my name is Harry Cox and I'll be your waiter this evening! |
Hello! Welcome! And how are you this evening?Mm-hmm... Great! Glad to hear it! Oh me? Wonderful thanks for asking!And have you gentlemen ever been to our fine establishment before? A couple of y...
Posted by Nicholas Byron Seeley on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST |
