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Laume

i got Madonna's big dick coming outta my left ear, and Toby the jap outta my right.

About Me

i'm a writer/ producer/ director/ photographer for everything from mainstream to adult. i write and play music of just about every style. so if you want to be in front of one of my cameras hit me up, if you just wanna hang out and go drinkin' thats cool too.

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My Interests

Drive-in/Grindhouse sinema from 71 to 86, muscle cars from 68 to 74, offending people, creating compelling moving and still images, writing (usually screenplays and/or music) drawng, (not drawling) painting, porn, horror porn, running mascara and being a jerk.

I'd like to meet:

people that don't suck.

Music:

Ghoultown, 16 horsepower, Johnny Cash, Lynrd Skynyrd, Haunted Garage, Necromantix, dog fashion disco, lollipop lustkill, american headcharge, dry kill logic M.S.I. and I.C.P.

Movies:

DAWNA OF THE DEAD, versus, wild zero, ringu, texas chainsaw massacre(1974), phantasm, phantom of the paradise, zombie, day of the dead, Anthropophagus, I spit on your grave, jeepers creepers, Cecil B. Dementerd, deathrace 2000, rivers edge, fight club, taxie driver, straw dogs, wild bunch, django, a man called blade.

Television:

MST3K, LOST, fututrama, family guy, Aquateen hunger force, all in the family, grounded for life, night gallery, fastlane, Kolchak: the night stalker and Firefly.

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft and Faust.

Heroes:

all my hero's are in hell... except Rob Halford, Paul Williams, Jess Franco and Joe D'Amato... ok, well, Joe D'Amato probably is in hell. GOATCHEESE, DOUCHE and KROBER WE'LL RIDE UNTIL WE DIE!!!

My Blog

ITS BEEN AWHILE

ok, so i havent been on-line in 6 months or so, so all my e-mail here and everywhere else is all backed up and lame. so in the next few weeks i'll be slowly catching back up with everyone. so don't th...
Posted by Laume on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

MY FIRST GUN

yup, thats right... i just purchased my first firearm. she's a 44 cal 1851 navy black powder cap and ball revolver, they were used all through the old west probably to shoot indians.
Posted by Laume on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:14:00 PST

I'm published; my 1st magazine cover

yup, my digital art/photography is gracing the cover of REDSCREAM, a new horror mag that covers all kinds of horror from movies to music and has a 30,000 issue circulation. cover model: Jade. so check...
Posted by Laume on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST