X-rated riddles for the day....march 23, 2007 |
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A: They spray paint X's on the back...
Posted by Katillac on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST |
Funny poem for Joke of the day...March 22, 2007 |
Penis breath, a lover's dread,
Is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasant as it tends to be,
Be greatful that he doesn't pee.
It's times like this, you wonder why,
you bothered reaching for his f...
Posted by Katillac on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST |
Joke of the day...March 21, 2007 |
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart footba...
Posted by Katillac on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST |
Joke of the day, March 20, 2007 |
What's the difference between "guts" and "balls"?
Guts- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assualted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cle...
Posted by Katillac on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST |
Joke of the Day...March 19, 2007 |
Patient: "Doc you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress and I keep losing my temper with people."
Doctor: "ok, Tell me about your problem."
Patient: " I just did, you fucking jackass!"
...
Posted by Katillac on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST |
The Cold Dirty Ground |
The Cold Dirty Ground
My hopes were perking up
My life no longer seemed to suck
and then fuck
something comes around
to knock me back down
to the cold dirty ground
where I seemed to have found
the mis...
Posted by Katillac on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST |
It's ok to say NO |
It's ok to say NO
You met a cute guy that night
The possibilities of that evening looked so bright
You had a few drinks at the bar
The motel room wasn't that far
Casual flirting took place
You were sh...
Posted by Katillac on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:32:00 PST |
I have forgotten your face |
I have forgotten your face
I have forgotten your face
but not the events that took place
the wounds have healed
our fate has been sealed
you reap what you sew
it was so hard to let go
the memories of ...
Posted by Katillac on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:50:00 PST |
Fuck you dick |
Fuck you dick
I have so much to say
can't wait for the day
to come hit me in the face
and knock me out of place
so much grief and sorrow
praying for a better tomorrow
will it ever come
or will the mo...
Posted by Katillac on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:41:00 PST |
What would your penis say??? |
What would your penis say???
What would your penis say
hey can I get laid today
I wont over welcome my stay
I'll be in and out
maybe do some searching about
how I can please you
make your fantasies c...
Posted by Katillac on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST |
