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Alphonse Garcia

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Huge Colts fan and World Class Twister Champion. Here are some photoshopped pictures sent to Alphonse:LMAO .... You send 'em, I'll post 'em!

My Interests

I've decided to post some videos here. Enjoy!!! ------------------------- Click here to see a video of Mike Ditka rapping from the early '80's. Yeah, you read it correctly. WARNING! It's awful.------------------------------------Mike Ditka's early '80's rap video------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ --- Leonard Nimoy (a.k.a. Mr. Spock) SINGS!!! Truly awful.. width="425" height="350" ..One of my favs... Hey Ya Charlie Brown.. width="425" height="350" ..Very naughty joke told by the South Park kids. CAUTION: Strong Adult Language. VERY STRONG LANGUAGE!.. width="425" height="350" ..Helpful hints for dealing with the police.. width="425" height="350" ..The Dildo song.. width="425" height="350" ..Funny on-field sobriety test.. width="425" height="350" ..World's Smartest Dog.. width="425" height="350" ..The Evolution of Dance.. width="425" height="350" ..Animal Lab Prank.. width="425" height="350" ..Camel Toe.. width="425" height="350" ..Basketball Coach Maurice Cheeks comes to the aid of little girl Natalie Gilbert. A very classy move... width="425" height="350" ..Killing Snuggles.. width="425" height="350" ..Italian Christmas.. width="425" height="350" ..News Report from Iraq.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Orville Redenbacher, Peyton Manning and Elton John

Music:

Pet Shop Boys, Menudo and Sha Na Na

Movies:

Muppets take Manhatten and Brokeback Mountain

Television:

NFL Football, Will and Grace, and Telemundo

Books:

"Squirrel Hunting for Fun and Profit" by Blake von Pelt

Heroes:

General Patton, Vince Lombardi and Cher

My Blog

Damn them squirrels!!!

This means war!!! I was holding tryouts for my Twister team and squirrels crashed it! Don't believe me? See for yourself: ...
Posted by Alphonse Garcia on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:28:00 PST

My weird ass habits!

Thanks to Tracy for this game!    Tracy  **if u've been tagged write 6 weird habbits in ur blog, then choose six people tag them and list their names at the bottom of ur blog** 1. ...
Posted by Alphonse Garcia on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

Hobbies

So I'm tracking this squirrel.....the little bastard was getting a bit jittery....he knew I was coming.   All of a sudden he changed course right toward me.  I got him in a choke hold, ...
Posted by Alphonse Garcia on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:15:00 PST