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esme_etc

I got a knife in my pocketbook and I'm gonna cut you up after class

About Me

A combination of a tired, bitter old queen and a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of a slightly untoward 24 year old girl. Wrap me in fur, pass me a yo-yo and lets go fight the robots..................................... Moved to Londinium 4 years ago to find fame and fortune, so far I've encountered strange meetings up alleys, debt and an intoxicating array of technicoloured mould in cheap flats ............................I like art said the mouse. I agree. Look at my fisting-free esme_etc art at my wank_etc page below (try saying that with a mouth full of man fat). Better than a four finger Kit Kat.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Robots, birthday cake, booze, dancing like a frog in a sock, trying to remember jokes, making preserves, saying 'you're having a giraffe', fanny gak, aunty mary, man fat, period paste.

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Music:

Joy Divison, pulp, blondie, peaches, sex pistols, kate bush, the shangri-la's, the velvet underground, the pixies, bjork, le tigre, the violent femmes, Ramones, Razillos, the cure, Buzzcocks, Prince, New York Dolls, DEVO, Elvis, Nick Cave, B52s, Adam Ant, Abba, Public Image Ltd, the smiths, elvis costello, Marlene Dietrich, KISS, Marilyn Monroe, yeah yeah yeahs, anthony and the johnsons, dresden dolls, human league, AFI, Kunt and the gang! At The Drive In, Alice In Chains, Air, beastie boys, beach Boys, Eagles Of Death Metal, Fleetwood Mac, Har Mar Superstar, hives, Kinks, Led Zepplin, MC Pitman, queen adreena, Rage Against The Machine, Super Furry Animals,Tool aretha franklin, buddy holly, black sabbath, the clash, chas n dave, captain beefheart, the fall, ian dury &; the blockheads, iggy & the stooges, jimi hendrix, moldy peaches, simon & garfunkel, Daft Punk, Leigh Bowery, Spinal Tap, Grace Jones, The KLF, Bucks Fizz, Pete Burns, Girls Aloud, Divine, Salt N Pepa, Minty, Shirley Bassey, Betty Boo, Talking Heads, Bette Davis, MIA, Scissor Sisters, Chaka Khan, Boy George, Missy Elliott, Roxy Music, The Divine David, Earth Wind & Fire, Kelis, T Rex....

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Amelie, Brief Encounter, Mars Attacks, EraserHead, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Driller Killer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Hills have Eyes, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 3, Breakfast Club, Dirty Dancing, Caberet, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Some Like it Hot, North by North West, Flesh for Frankenstein, all of the Schwarzenegger classics.

Television:

Dr Who * Family Guy * American Dad * Spaced * Jam * The League of Gentlemen * Bottom * The Young Ones * Scrapheap Challenge * Brasseye * Peepshow *

Heroes:

my cock.

My Blog

Profound.

  (In sainsburys) Me: Ooh, the rain. I wish I'd brought my umbrella. Till Lady: Nah, umbrella's are more trouble than they're worth. Me: *with sudden realisation* That is true.   (On Goodge ...
Posted by esme_etc on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

Hefty Cleft

Hefty Cleft: or Horse's Collar,  or Welly Top.  Description of a very large vagina. That made me laugh. Today I am mostly ill, and snotty, so could get back at a certain person who feels it...
Posted by esme_etc on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

Curtesy of Kunt and the Gang...

  1. Have a look up your loft and see if there's anything that makes you feel sexy. 2. Take a bumwipe shopping and discreetly leave it at the cash-desk. 3. Drive out to the countryside ...
Posted by esme_etc on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:44:00 PST

on the blob for £3.45

Today as i'm feeling a little peaky i bought myself a carton of 'blackberries and blueberries' innocent smoothie, for its healing-like qualities. Since buying it i've discovered that it acually looks...
Posted by esme_etc on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:49:00 PST

I've never had a wet dream... or bought simulated fire opal, but...

Last night, I got equally excited over the Kerrang! awards and QVC. Is that wrong? Torn between wanting to go and mosh with the 14 year-old spotty little boys or knitting a lovely jumper for...
Posted by esme_etc on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST