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Murder Party

Dodgeball is a game of violence, exclusion and degridation.

About Me

some how i've managed to attend university for a few years now with out ever getting a highschool diploma i'm getting my degree in cultural anthropology and i hope to eventually teach in college or university however some may say thats not a smart idea seeing as the closest i get to studying is having a nightmare about being caught in my underwear in class.other than that i'm quite a boring person i dont raise the dead all that often anymore i just dont have the energy so its best if you just assume that i spent last weekend eating tangerines and watching bad movies from the 1980's MyGen Profile Generator/style

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

people...prefferably live ones...who have no less than 32% the original number of teeth in their heads and who appreciate the advanced level of humour in a good fart joke unlike a certain un-named jessica i know. although making aquaintence with the odd gorrilla or orangutang is not out of the question they just look so dignified in their bowties and little vests handing out coctails weenies and lighting the cigarettes of the guests at my high society type shin-digsalso i would like to meet people that let me completely ignore all the rules to good grammar and appropriate public conduct as i have no use for shame or any other form of ill feelings brought by my probable public humiliation.. width="425" height="350" .. Synthetic and Jeet

Music:

Good ol fashioned rock n' roll. namely: punk, oi/hardcore, rockabilly, psychobilly.. width="425" height="350" .. X .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

i have been recently informed that i'm no longer allowed to enjoy any movies books radio shows or anything including the words star or trek so i see little point in continuing the rest of this meaningless charade. S

Television:

has taught me that, yes. farts can be funny. S

Books:

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Heroes:

well carl from aquateen hungerforce...truly one of the great sages of our time...i too wish i could tear ass around his back yard. Synthetic and Jeet of course!