Biatch™ (Of The Dolls)

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"We are not in Iraq because we care about the people. The proof is Katrina. We let people rot for four days, helpless, in our own country. So don't tell me this is a mission about compassion. This is about our gain. And we have failed. We have made a huge mess over there. We have to stay and clean it up, because President Bush is the biggest fuck up on the face of this planet currently and none of you extremist, blind follower communist, ultra conservatives, have the balls to admit that."
- Rantzilla
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
This is my "About Me" section, so let's see... Well, I consider myself highly intelligent. I'm around 75% self educated, due to the fact that I didn't even GO to High School. But don't let that fool you. I'm no dumbass. If you're lookin to fuck or fuck someone over; keep lookin. Rest assured it won't be me. I'm a great judge of character. And 100% intolerant of morons.
But alright. Let's get down to the business of describing the ever amazing and complex me. I'm always honest and seldom brutal (unless I'm provoked and then I'm a downright cunt). I am forthright in every sense of the word. I almost always say what I mean and mean what I say. I think before I speak. And when I don't (which is rare), I apologize and I mean it. If I don't mean it I won't say it. I'm genuine, very articulate, funny and fun to be around. I'm great company.
I have a bitchy side. I can be self centered, arrogant and sometimes without meaning to I come off like a pompous know-it-all. But that's me. Although I most always know what I'm taking about. If I don't, I don't pretend. I don't need to be right, I just usually am. I am definitely narcissistic although in this case not in every sense of the word. I'm also one of the most loyal, empathetic, compassionate and tolerant people you'd ever want to meet. I'm artistic, I'm creative and I posess an active and able imagination! I demand nothing less than complete and total honesty from my friends and am absolutely unwilling to accept any less. I am conscious not to ask for things I can't give in return. One thing I tend to give and don't seem to get back much of is understanding. I can see almost anything from someone else's point of view. It's a difficult thing to do, but worth the effort. If you're intolerant or narrow minded don't bother. I do not make room in my life for irrational or illogical people.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you've got a problem with me, it's more than likely YOUR problem... 'cause I'm fuckin awesome!!!!
I'm a dreamer and a hopeless romantic. I often think of things like when Tom tried to sneak his first kiss and I let him win... lol. One of the things I like to do and admittedly don't do enough, is leave little notes in the pockets of his jeans reminding him of how much I love him.
I react strongly and without hesitation when provoked. If I believe I have been lied to or otherwise betrayed, it truly is a rare thing when I forgive someone whom I believe has done these things. It chips away at the level of respect people have for one another and once respect is lost it can seldom be regained.
I am a Secular Humanist-Unitarian Universalist. No, there's no church I go to and I don't have to do anything to be one...... it's just a label for my belief system.
If you really just gotta know what that is, go to
THE RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE WEBSITE
and look it up.
Oh yeah...... one more thing........ I'm a smartass.
My best friend is a man. Most people (not including those who know us well) assume there is more to our relationship than we admit but that is not true. Close relationships between men and women are rarely platonic but it can be done. To me he is upfront, honest, psychotic, respectful, loyal, intelligent, immature, kind, articulate, crazy, deep, loving, cultured, sophisticated, demented, brilliant, unwavering and child-like. I ♥ him.
***A MESSAGE FROM MY DOBERMAN (DAVID) TO ALL THE FUCKS WHO ARE THINKIN OF POSTING STUPID SHIT IN MY COMMENTS, OR ASKING ME OUT FOR A DATE***
all u mother fuckers are gonna pay!!!! u are the ones who are the ball lickers. i'm gonna fuck your mothers while u watch and cry like little whiney bitches. and for all u lesbian women fucks, i'm gonna make u eat my shit then shit out my shit and then eat their shit that is made up of my shit that i made out of meat and the rest of u mother fucks are next!!!!!!!
GUYS!!! I AM NOT HERE TO GO OUT WITH YOU. WE CAN BE COOL, AND SEND MESSAGES & COMMENTS BACK AND FORTH, BUT THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
DO NOT
---- I REPEAT ----
DO NOT PUT ME IN THE POSITION TO HAVE TO SHOOT YOU DOWN. I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, BUT DON'T PUT ME IN A SITUATION WHERE I HAVE NO CHOICE.
DON'T TEST ME
YOU'LL GET AN F!
IT WILL NOT BE FUN FOR ME OR FOR YOU.
AND DON'T THINK YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO'S DIFFERENT... YOU'RE NOT.
I LOVE TOM.
GOT IT?
Ok cool.
NOW LET'S BE FRIENDS!
The Survey
Name: THE BIATCH
Birthday: February 27th
Birthplace: Covina, California
Current Location: Louisiana
Eye Color: Bluish/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Italian, Serbian, English, German, French, Sweedish and Mongolian
The Shoes You Wore Today: High Heel Sandals
Your Weakness: Smoking
Your Fears: Stupid People. They scare the hell outta me!
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off old debts (financial and moral).
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's Tom?
Your Best Physical Feature: HAHAHA! About 1 foot below my chin!
Your Bedtime: Bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget.... no no... just gimme a sec.....
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacD's for Big Macs, BK for fries.
Single or Group Dates: Single!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, eeew.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor.
Do you Sing: Like a bird.
Do you Shower Daily: Like a clean chick.
Have you Been in Love: 4 times.
Do you want to go to College: Very much so.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. Gimme about a year or two... or three, lol
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never.
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course!
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: When they were alive, yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, very much.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the Violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Tylenol count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With Tom, yes :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: HELL NO! And never BEEN dumped!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ....... lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes......
Ever been called a Tease: YES!
Ever been Beaten up: No. Well, yes but only when I was jumped. Never lost one on one.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Happy, warm and on my terms.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Already grown up and happy with myself.
What country would you most like to Visit: Serbia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Short. Prefferably military.
Height: Anywhere between 5'11" and 6'6".
Weight: Between 165 and 275.
Best Clothing Style: Don't care.
Number of Drugs They've Done: No more than 3.
Number of CDs They own: 100 or less.
Number of Piercings They Have: Don't care, as long as not too many are visible when clothed.
Number of Tattoos: Same as above.
Number Of Things In Their Past They Regret: 5 or less.
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