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Dave United

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About Me

Slightly cynical twentysomething design tit (if I was listed on ebay, that's probably what it would say). Formerly of Market Rasen (a place where I'm still Top Light Entertainer) and alumini of Lincoln (Gimme 6!) University. I'm currently based in my hometown of Sheffield (I'm going back to my roots - yeah!)I'm okay most of the time although I do have the occasional whistful moment - when reflecting or travelling, it's good to sigh every so often...I'd love to get round to writing a decent screenplay and turn out for Corinthian Casuals. Plus; actually put pen to paper and draw something (add L.A.Zee.Why? to my description) where's MY motivation?Biggest Fear: Finding a tropical spider in amongst any supermarket bananas.Favourite Simpsons character: Duff Man
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My Interests

Sheffield United Football Club, product design (specifically trainers and toys), film, music, stand-up comedy, le parkour (freerunning), tennis, the bongos, food, learning about other cultures, robots, writing, climbing, the 1980's.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who still owns one of those Global Hypercolour teeshirts from the nineties plus anyone with anything to say and can make me larf!Also: Jamie Hewlett, Charlie Brooker, Connery-era Bond, Stephen Fry, Johan Cruyff, Hugh Hefner (for his sterling Feminist campaigning), Steven Spielberg, Martin Fry (karaoke - Poison Arrow - oh yeah!), Matthew Holness, Matt Berry, Philippe Starck, Marc Newson, Neil Barratt, Alex Cox.

Music:

AlternativeBigBeatIndieRockand RollBusinessBeatsBrokenBreaksElectronicFunkHipHop.Bands/Acts /Artists: Pop Will Eat Itself, The The, Kronos Quartet, The Specials, The Jam, New Order, UNKLE, Ben Folds, CSS, Forward Russia, Joanne Newsom The Chemical Brothers, Beck, Tom Vek, The Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, The Happy Mondays, The Stone Roses, The Smiths, The Pixies, The Beatles, Primal Scream, David Bowie, Blackalicious, Quannum, Neptunes, James Brown, Roots Manuva, Nas, DJ Shadow, Editors, Johnny Cash, Delays, Radiohead, Massive Attack, Four-Tet, Mirwais, Pulp, Aimee Mann, Kasabian, Guillemots, Richard Hawley, Monkey Swallows the Universe, Joan as Police Woman, Willy Mason, DJ Format, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Daft Punk, La Funk Mob, Ettiene de Crecy, MC Solaar, Air, Turin Brakes, Royksopp, Propellorheads, Manic Street Preachers, Bjork, Aphex Twin, The Brothers Johnson, Jazzanova, The Futureheads, Kate Bush, Elbow, Doves, The Strokes, Foo Fighters, Babyshambles, Kraftwerk, Gorillaz, Blur, Oasis, The Cribs, Gotan Project, The Flaming Lips.DJ's Shadow, Q-Bert, Jacques Lu Cont, Giles Peterson, Krush, Carl Craig, James Lavelle, Norman Jay.Compilations and Soundtracks: The INCredible Sound of Giles Peterson, MasterCuts Bar Social Vol. 1, Jazzanova: The Remixes 2002-2005, Joey and Norman Jay's Good Times, FabricLive No. 1: James Lavelle, UNKLE WWIII, A Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill Vol. 1, The Beach, Trainspotting.Clubs: Fabric - London, Stealth - Nottingham, Urban Gorilla Vs The Tuesday Club - Sheffield.

Movies:

Bit of a fan! This isn't a definitive list: - Repo Man, Dr Strangelove, 2001, Barry Lyndon, Star Wars, Threads, The Godfather, The Conversation, E.T., Heat, Dead Man's Shoes, The Hidden Fortress, Jules Et Jim, Rita, Sue and Bob Too!, The Exorcist, Goodfellas, Live Flesh!, Blow-Up, Farenheit 451, Ed Wood, Trainspotting, Swingers, The Deer Hunter, Requiem for a Dream, Sideways, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Mission:Impossible, LA Confidential, Back to the Future, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Get Carter, The Italian Job (original), Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, Paths of Glory, The Battleship Potmekin, Scarface, American Psycho, 39 Steps, Psycho, Rear Window, North by Northwest, Pulp Fiction, Resevior Dogs.Directors: Spielberg, Mann, Kurasawa, Raimi, Wilder, Trauffaut, Antonioni, Lucas, Myazaki, Kieslowski, Herzog, Ford, Scorsese, Meadows, Burton, Takeshi, Tarantino, Goddard.

Television:

Entourage, Soccer Saturday, I'm Alan Partridge, Snuff Box, Soccer AM, Nip/Tuck, The Mighty Boosh, Shameless, Simpsons, Only Fools and Horses, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Spaced, Dogtanian & The Muskerhounds, Brasseye, The Day Today, Jam, Nathan Barley, Tiswas, Father Ted, The Office... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

31 Songs by Nick Hornby, American Psycho by Bret Easton-Ellis, Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dosteyevsky, If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell, J-Pod by Douglas Coupland retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

Heroes:

Johan Cruyff, Bill Hicks, Tony Currie, Norman Foster, Sean Stussy, Lee Evans, Bill Bailey, Steve McQueen, Paddy Considine, Indiana Jones, Batman, Brian Deane, Peter Sellars, Bill Murray, Orson Welles, Spike Milligan, Steve Coogan, Chris Morris.. width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

The Introduction - Slightly lazy listmaking comes home

Comes complete w/ stalled career and now fully articulated (slight periferal damage to left knee), location: Sheffield, ships to: Worldwide.  That'll sell - what a strapline!  Outside of th...
Posted by Dave United on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST