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About Me

Hi there! My name’s Ross Lee. It usually takes people about three days to get to know me. At first people are wary of me, and I’ve heard people say things like :- “He’s a bit theatrical that Ross Lee isn’t he?’ “I don’t get him.” “Didn’t he used to be on television?” “He has the arms of a 12 year-old-school girl.” “The ‘ladies’ is the next door on the left.” But after three days people tend to love me so much that they hate me. Unfortunately for you, we don’t have three days, so I’ll just get on with it. I’m thin and loud. Now off you go and play, there’s videos of me doing my things, pictures of me dressing up as things and things about me you can read.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Pumpkin

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Animated candles

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Toxic

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Purple, Green & Black

My Interests

nice things and nasty things. Like Green Tea and condensation

I'd like to meet:

Paul Gascoine

Music:

Here is the exact running order of my tastes in music from the age of 0 to 33. ‘ALL ABOARD’ – a compilation album featuring such greats as Benny Hill and Charlie Drake, The Superman theme tune (along with The Hulk, Spiderman and Blakes 7) Sigue Sigue Sputnik, The Young Ones featuring Cliff Richard, theme tune to Dempsey and Makepiece, Tales of Witches Ghosts and Goblins as read by Vincent Price, BBC Horror sound effects tapes one and two, Ray Parker Junior, War Of The Worlds, Tiffany, Mel and Kim, Michael Jackson’s Thriller (just the song ‘Thriller’), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Alice Cooper, Ross Lee… this is a very condensed look at my record collection. Add a bit of grunge, a bit of ROCK (!!!!) a bit of Morrissey and a smattering of classical. Oh, had a Betty Boo phase in 94 which returned in 97. Aerosmith keep deafening me from time to time too. Along with Neil.

Movies:

A Nightmare On Elm Street Part One (When Freddy was actually quite a dark foreboding presence) A Nightmare On Elm Street Part Two Freddy’s Revenge (You are all my children now) The Evil Dead parts 1 and 2, The Deadly Spawn, Zombie Creeping Flesh, Dawn of The Dead, Eraserhead, Return of The Living Dead, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Superman 2, Fright Night, Asylum, The Corpse Bride, Monster Dog, An American Werewolf in London, Pee Wees Big Adventure, The Video Dead, Terror In The Aisles, Halloween 1 and 2, Halloween 3 Season of The Witch, Big Top Pee Wee, The Exorcist, Jaws, Suspiria, Maniac, Nightmares In a Damaged Brain, Re-Animator, Tales From The Crypt

Television:

The Incredible Hulk, The Fall Guy, Dempsey and Makepiece, Beadles About, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Scare Tactics, Bo Selecta, The Crystal Maze (Richard O’Brien’s era) Garth Merenghi, Crimewatch, The Hammer House Of Horror, Ray Cokes Most Wanted, The Big Breakfast, The Word, Surf Potatoes, Some Mothers Do Ave Em, Tales from The Crypt, Quizmania, The Mighty Boosh, Dick Spanner.

Books:

The Faraway Tree, The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole, Slugs, Denis Gifford’s Pictorial History Of Horror Movies, Haunted, Chris Evans Freak Or Unique, Aerosmith Walk This Way, Cleo Rocos Kenny and Me, Me Alice, Tom Savini Grande Illusions, The Book Of The Dead, Kays catalogue

Heroes:

All of you

My Blog

DOWN THE BINS AGAIN

Watch me every Saturday at 6.30 on the CBBC Channel for glorious repeats of the CHUTE! Why not start by watching TODAY!  
Posted by ross on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

mental hospital radio

Hello everyone. Just a short note to thank you all for all your lovely comments and pictures and things of delight. I'll let you know the next time you can catch me on the goggle box, and in the meant...
Posted by ross on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:15:00 PST

CHUTE!

My show starts today (thu 27th) at 5pm on BBC1. Its called Chute and is on now every Thursday for the next 13 weeks...please watch it and i would love to hear feedback! Many thanks for being you! Chee...
Posted by ross on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

NEW SHOW FOR YOUR EYE BALLS

Hello, you may or may not be delighted to hear that I start a new show on the 27th of September at 5pm on BBC1. Its called CHUTE and it's crazy bonkers. Its on for 13 weeks so you've got no excuse to ...
Posted by ross on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

taxi

you know you want it...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_llaSmved8k   left?
Posted by ross on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

The Worlds Worst Barman

Once upon time I was a barman. Now you can see my Tom Cruise skills for yourslef in action if you click right here :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1QFUwakITA You didn't want ice did you?   &nb...
Posted by ross on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Stay slim!

Now you can see the secret to my eternal youth...Its called Slimby and you can see it online right here!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7tFgIywuvI   How exciting! This is not for the nerv...
Posted by ross on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

Ross Lees Aerobics DVD

If you would like to get a body like mine, simply do the following... go to www.johnnoel.com then click on my face in MEN (I look like Johnny Depp apparently) and watch the little movie. You will also...
Posted by ross on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST