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Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless

Dispised by many...Admired by few...RESPECTED BY ALL!!!!

About Me

I am here for freindship and if maybe something more if I happen to meet the right person. I may be cynical but I really do like to have a good time, even the darkest souls need a little light now and then! Corinna Fugate [IMG]src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l10/unocarb/th_m eds_cover.jpg"The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


100%

Eaten


60%

Suicide


47%

Accident


40%

Cut Throat


33%

Stabbed


33%

Drowning


20%

Poison


20%

Natural Causes


13%

Bomb


13%

Gunshot


0%

Suffocated


0%

Disease


0%
How Will You Die??
created with QuizFarm.comHome | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | ClassifiedsYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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The Mad Genius
They say that genius always go insane. You are no exception to this. For some reason, you saw too much, understood too much about life, and the answer wasnt nice. It sent you slowly insane, and now you need to know more, you need to understand everything how a person works, how they live and breath and how they think. To do this, you feel like you must slice them open and watch as the life dims from their eyes. Hmmmm, fucked up, you are.
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! You are most Like A Sapphire !Dark, mysterious - but unforgettable. You have a deepbeauty. Delicate, and shy you try to stay away from thelimelight but often your intelligence puts you in at thedeep end. You're like a Sapphire, because, your beauty is priceless.You're intelligent, full of opinions, and not big-headed about it all.Sometimes you need to put yourself out there, as you can be a bit shy.Congratulations ... You're the mysterious gem everybody wants to have and learn more about.
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Name: Unico L. Carb
Birthplace: El Paso, Texas
Previous Occupation: Regulator (Only certain people know what I really was)
Current Occupation: Rent-a-Cop (There is no God) LOL LOL
Ever Killed Someone: Yes (all in combat)
Right or Left handed: Ambidextrious (nuff said)
Have you spent time in another country besides your own?: Yes( South Africa, 5 years!)
Fav. movie quote: "I'm too old for this shit!!"
Engaged: FUCK NO!!
Married: DOUBLE FUCK NO!!
Drink: Like a Fish when I feel like it!!
Smoke: Not in ten years!
Good or Evil: Evil all the way!!
Been to a swap meet: Who the hell has not?
Devil or Angel: What do you think!!
Love or Hate: Depends on my mood
Best Freinds: Only one, my Denise!! Love you Darling!!
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What Kanji word best suits you?
Evil
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My Interests

Verbal Sparring(intense style debate), world travel, serious study of science, forbidden knowledge and the occasional supermarket tabloid.The Nine Satanic Statementsfrom The Satanic Bible, by Anton Szandor LaVey1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

I am a fan of all styles of music, one moment I am contemplating to Motzart, next I am rocking out to Metallica then a second later I am getting down to Cypress Hill, when it comes to music I know no bounds!!

Movies:

As far as movies go, anything before 1999, the same as with music I am not particular but after that cursed year the entire industry went to Hell and not in the good way either!! Creativity has come to a screeching halt and everything after was and is nothing but a remake or a re hash of old ideas. Hollywod went retarded 'nuff said!!!....

Television:

With TV I mainly watch the news channels, if I have to watch human misery I would rather see the real thing instead of having re-runs of the Simpsons and Everybody Loves Raymond shoved down my throat every hour! TV has turned into a forced existance that is pleading loudly to get killed but a nation of trained minds keeps its agony going strong. Let the torture continue, keep the boob tube on!!

Books:

Books, ah, books!! I may have a cynical outlook but the written word is something I am very proud of, where have all the brains gone, to the novel of course!! My all time favs The Marquis de Sade's little tales of pain and pleasure, but currently I push for THE MAN Chuck Palahunuic, HAUNTED IS THE BEST BOOK WRITTEN THIS CENTURY!!

Heroes:

Outcasts, rebels, pariahs, anyone who has ever taken a swing at the upper hand, knocked it to the ground, spit in its face and decided THEY WERE THEIR OWN PERSON!!! LIKE MY VERSION OF THE OLD SONG GOES "WE DID IT OUR WAY!!!"..

My Blog

A tribute to my Emerald Queen

My Congregation, lately I have been thinking a lot of my deceased sweetheart and friend Esmeralda Consuelo Sodi. She always got a kick out of my comedies and always said life was best taken on with a...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

Happy Mommy's day APRIL!!

My Congregation, I have recently received news that my " DEAR, SWEET LITTLE FRIEND (WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING) APRIL R. is "In the Family Way" so for Little Miss Bun in the oven courtesy of the physic...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

Mr. Carb's Neighbourhood!

At long last Dr. Emil Furtado returns from his services in Borneo and got back with his sinister mates The Reverend Godless Uno Carb and the Sidetrack City Holding Co. (FUCK, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!) t...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

Transcript of me doing a phone interview with Euro TV show Flugbard

Transcript from Flugbard Television program recorded April 11th to be broadcast April 30th in Northern Europe and select Western European countries. It was done via phone as certain engagements preve...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

Confessions of an absinthe feind...

My people, normally I post lists but this time it is news I cannot keep to myself, as most of you know I am an absinthe brewer...  In my trade we have a contest in Denmark going on right now and ...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

Welcome to the Dark Parade..Adrian Lucifer Valentine!!

My Congregation, on the day of February 13, 2007 a child was born into this world, his name is Adrian Lucifer Valentine Valdespino& I was the unholy Minister that gave him his birth rite and in addit...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:54:00 PST

Footprintz

AS TOUCHING AS A CHILD MOLESTOR'S SMELLY FINGER THE REVEREND GODLESS UNO CARB TAKES ONE OF THE WORLD'S BEST LOVED POEMS AND RAMS IT SLOWLY FEET FIRST SCREAMING THROUGH A MEATGRINDER!!! THE SIDETRACK...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

The many DEATHS of APRIL R.

Hostile Combatants, African Bandits, INTERPOL and Pissing Razors, your One Carb Wonder has had to deal with plenty of enemies but this one takes the cake!! Contrary to popular belief it is not the fu...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

Crappy New Year from Uno "The Walking Dude" Carb

Uno "The walking dude" Carb in association with the Sidetrack City Holding Co. are proud to present a Dr. Emil Furtado production (GODDAMN IT NOT AGAIN!) GET READY WORLD THE NEW YEAR IS UPON US AND ...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Dr. Furtado's research of a case of depression...

The Return of the Mad Doctor Emil Furtado has caused quite a stir online and this is the result of one unfortunate, quite depressed soul who He met along the way!! "How you know YOUR LIFE SUCKS...
Posted by Uno Carb- The Reverend Godless on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST