Saying dorky things, Playing the Piano, Collecting Musical Instruments that I can't play (or tune), Enjoying Ridiculously Hilarious Moments with Friends, Dry martinis, and I only read books that are important and the comics in the paper.
Every Guinness Book World Record Holder... all at the same time... lined up with their hands extended so I can give a running high five... for a new record!
Billy Joel, Beatles, Queen, Bowie, Radiohead, Weezer, Muse, Ween, Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello, George Jones, Tribe Called Quest, Travis Elliot.
Matrix Trilogy, Army of Darkness, Indiana Jones Trilogy (especially Temple of Doom, ooh ooh and Last Crusade, and and Raiders of the Lost Ark was Awesome!), Labyrinth, Count of Monte Cristo, Big Lebowski, Kingpin, CaddyShack, Jackass, Wet Hot American Summer, plenty more.
Magnavox, with a color screen
Bible. Anything John Grisham and Dr. Seuss, Michael Crichton, MAD Magazine, The Darwin Awards, and The Far Side Comic Strip.
Dad and Mom for putting up with me and for constantly giving to others, my whole family for being family, my cousin for immediately after graduating high school, going to fight in a war.