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LIz

It's tough--I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence...

About Me

profile design by RRielI'm a fifth-generation air accordian player. Nobody dares to wear socks around me, because I just rock them right off. I enjoy a well-rounded and cultivated culinary ability, however I choose to pretend that tofu doesn't exist. I have a fondness for monkeys and monkey-shaped things. I collect haunted antique typewriters. I juggle burning chainsaws. Once, I stayed up for the better part of a week and figured out the meaning of life, but I forgot it once I fell asleep. I wish Barbara Walters would stop calling me for interviews. That ship has sailed, Barb.
You Belong in 1952
You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests

Unclutter. Strangley, linguistic theory. I think I'd like to try my hand at ships in bottles. I once thought about trying to learn Esperanto. Then I missed the screening of Incubus that would have caused an Esperanto revival in my head and made me finish. It's only 10 easy courses, for Pete's sake. What's wrong with me? Don't I have any motivation?

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits, Lauren Bacall, Stephen King, but most of all, William Shatner.

Music:

I like all types of music. Really, I do. I realize that this sounds like a cop-out coming from most people, but aren't lists upon lists musical artists, placed next to one another as to make the person seem well-balanced and eclectic a little tiresome as well? I'll tell you, they are tiresome for the person who's supposed to type them, so just trust me when I tell you that I like a lot of different genres of music, and that I dislike a lot as well.

Movies:

See the Music section. I've seen a lot of movies, and I've enjoyed many of them.

Television:

I'm a slave to the TV. I plan to do something about it someday.

Books:

Someday I will take a picture of my bookshelf and post it here. I'm pretty well-read. Let's leave it at that.

My Blog

A blog on myspace

I hate college.  Now I remember why I dropped out.  Because I hate it.  I hate the pressure and the uncertainty.  I hate having WAY too much work to do...and now it’s even wo...
Posted by LIz on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:43:00 PST

REad all about Valentines Day

At www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.blogspot.com  ...
Posted by LIz on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:02:00 PST

Read My Blog

www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.blogspot.com    
Posted by LIz on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:41:00 PST

More boring blogging

NAAM is updated.  
Posted by LIz on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:45:00 PST

New Movie Review on the ol’ Blogsite

The Whole Wide World at notalwaysaboutmonkeys.blogspot.com  
Posted by LIz on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:00:00 PST

I have a blog

I have a blog at notalwaysaboutmonkeys.blogspot.com. You should read it all the time, and then comment here and tell me ways to improve it so that I can be a real blogger who makes real money.  ...
Posted by LIz on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:18:00 PST

Two new ones

I'm all resolute-y and have posted two new entries on NAAB... http://notalwaysaboutmonkeys.blogspot.com/  
Posted by LIz on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:39:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Blank family tree ...
Posted by LIz on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:49:00 PST

I promise to write a blog about something other than fundraising after I meet this goal

If I could send this to the inbox of everyone on my friend list (with the exception of everyone who donated already) I would.  Time is short and a blog will have to suffice.  Please click h...
Posted by LIz on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST

Newblog

New post on Not Always About MOnkeys.     If you haven't already, give money to my heartwalk.
Posted by LIz on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:44:00 PST