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Paul Udouj

Damn! You already brought sexy back....and I'm on my first trip to go get some sexy!

About Me

I've been in Hollywood but I just moved close to my family by landing in Branson, MO. This place is so beautiful. Who'd ever thought I'd be involved with Dick Clark!I dedicated the first part of life to a somewhat successful music and movie career...so I have no luggage, no ex-wives, no children, etc. I get excited every day about this adventure called "life". I thank God for keeping me smiling thru it all. I still believe in happy endings. Shouldn't you?

My Interests

Keep smiling...it makes them wonder what you are up to.

I'd like to meet:

Comedy holds a special place in my heart. A smile or a laugh is a powerful thing. I get excited every day about this adventure called "life". I thank God for keeping me smiling thru it all. I still believe in happy endings. Shouldn't you?

Music:

I'm a big fan of anyone who (no matter how small the issue) stands up for what they believe. Complaints that are not backed by action are wasted on me. If you see a problem then do what you can to help solve it. You'll find that you have less problems around you. Maybe that's why I'm always smiling.

Movies:

Vince Vaughn..."I love maple syrup. I love everything about it..."

Books:

Andrew Thompson - We're In Business

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Heroes:

(Marines praying over a fallen comrade. God is always there when you need him even in the toughest of times.)

My Blog

The Holy Spirit...what a rip-off!!!

Pentecost..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Pentecost   What a rip-off! One of the biggest holidays on the Christian calendar and most people don't even kn...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:43:00 PST

Foreplay...the Shower Trick

Foreplay&The Shower Trick..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Foreplay&The Shower Trick     I wrote this for a woman's magazine (and website) a fe...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Fri, 02 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

Dear Wild Turkey 27

DEAR WILD TURKEY  - PART 27..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   I realized the need for a redneck version of Dear Ann Landers. Plus I know that a morni...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

So you want to be an actor?

Acting!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Acting!   I've had several people ask me advice about getting into acting. Rather than keep retyping this I though...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

Lost in Love

Lost In Love..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Lost In Love   Why don’t they make those GPS guides for our love lives? I’m sure Garmin would ma...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST

Men...its almost Valentine’s Day!

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Love Love   Valentine's Day is just around the corner and guys are starting to get nervous. What do you get for you...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:42:00 PST

Horse Crap!

Not in my yard!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Not in my yard!   The worst thing you can do to a friend is to dump a large pile of horse crap in their d...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:26:00 PST

The Best Time is NOW!

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Hope Hope I hope you all had a wonderful New Year and that the egg nog was not too strong for you. Another year and has ...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:46:00 PST

God still has a chance!

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  Chances Chances Last week I spoke at a high school here in Arkansas about being successful in life. When I wrap up my ...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

Your boyfriend is an SOB

SOB..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> SOB Your ex-boyfriend/current boyfriend is a Son Of A Bitch. I'll just say SOB for short. Down south that is the high ratin...
Posted by Paul Udouj on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:29:00 PST