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About Me


k I don't know why, but I had the sudden urge to change my thing...since everybody does the random fact thing, I' think I'm gonna try it, fuck all of those cute designs and shit, I'm just gonna do it old school dash format
-My name is Jordan
-I was born in Toronto, Canada, but I lived in the US and I'm gonna move back in Feb 07
-I have a ton of internet friends that I've been talking to for years (Kelly from OH 5+ years, Luke from England 4+ years, J Dawg from San Jose 4+ years, Erin from NJ a year and a bit)
-I have written spec episodes for Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Shield, Law & Order
-I have also written a one act play, a novel and a screenplay
-I have tons of friends from Markham and Toronto (no I'm not being modest, I know everybody from Markham)
-I think people with vaginas are hot
-I know two of the hot girls on my top 20 in real life(guess which ones)
-I love classic rock and even though I don't look like it, Heavy/Death/Thrash Metal
-I use to be huge into rap, not so much anymore (I still rep Dre)
-I LOVE movies & tv (I work in the biz)
-I drink usually 3 cups of coffee a day
-I hardly eat anything during the day except smoothies
-I work at a pizza place and a mental institute
-I hate most Republicans
-I do drugs (weed only) everything else is loserish
-I drink a lot during the summer
-I once met one of my internet friends in real life, she turned out to be super fat
-I play every year with my dad in a father/son golf tournament with my friends where we all get smashed and our dads hit on our girl friends
-None of my real friends in real life have myspace, except Ashley and this guy Luke who I see at bars all the time, and David Story (this is the only time I haven't used I)
-I am paranoid about losing my hair, I use rogaine extra strength everyday
-I have tons of nasty body hair that I am gonna get laser removed, but I am too lazy
-I like to use I a lot
-I think girls with tummy rings and brimmed hats and drink a lot rule
-I like girls who are kinda chubby, but not super fat
-I once went out with a girl who's mom asked to see if she could fit on a bar stool (see meeting girl off the internet)
-I am thinking of meeting Erin from NJ only if she has a mega party, I don't know if I should bring friends or not
-I usually goto www.jays-xxx-links.com for porn
-I always use to steal my dad's mustang
-I love to ski
-I can read 4 books at a time
-I use to be a member of mensa
-I use to LOVE Oakley sunglasses and stuff, now not so much
-I LOVE subway
-I am thinking about getting Sirius radio because of the cool headbangers channel and of course, one of my heros Howard Stern
-I really really wanna work in television one day and produce tv & internet shows, then movies
-I usually like girls who are in the biz, but sometimes it's refreshing to date girls who aren't
-I have lied a few times in this
-I play tennis with my friends, and sometimes I go and hit the ball against the wall by myself
-I never get stoned by myself
-I love drinking with older people who can tell me stories about the 70s
-I love the 70s
-I've been arrested once
-I like to gamble
-I think Erin's friend Jackie is mega hot
-I love sports
-I don't really find the girl in the bikini cleaning a car all that hot
-I had this really weird girl stalk me on espinthebottle
-I have profiles on espinthebottle and plentyoffish.com, people make fun of me for it
-I am always being asked to get a facebook, but I'm too lazy because I have every other thing
-I LOVE Guns N' Roses
-I think the US has better ma and pa fastfood places, but the fast food in the US is usually shit
-I think my dick is smaller than every other guys
-I have more than one myspace account, but none are under my name
-I sometimes wear the same boxer shorts for 3+ days
-I love girls who smoke weed
-I love Beavis & Butthead
-I think the late 80s - Early 90s had the worst style
-I thinkBreakin' is the worst movie I have ever seen
-I asked this hardcore metal head at this party what he thinks is the heaviest metal album of all time (Slayer - Reign In Blood), he's definetly right
-I think guys who only wear AE, The Gap and Polo are gay
-I think girls who don't wear thongs are prudes
-I usually stay up all night
-I don't care about randoms adding me on msn
([email protected]) or aol (tofilmfan) as long as they are cool and have cool stuff to say
-I think I'm done typing this fucking thing
-I think you know more than you wanted about me if you read this entire thing
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My Interests

writing, reading, watching tv and movies, listening to music, working on films and tv shows, partying, drinking with my friends, smoking weed, going to LA, my laptop, mp3s, pizza, bbqing, subway

I'd like to meet:

anybody

Music:

The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, AC/DC, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, The Eagles, Rush, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Xzibit, OutKast, Nas, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Bob Dylan, CCR, Bruce Springsteen, Def Leppard, Guns N' Roses, Ratt, Ludacris, Nirvana, Ray Charles

My top ten Fav. classic rock Albums in order

1. Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II
2. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
3. AC/DC - Back in Black
4. The Beatles - Abbey Road
5. The Beatles - The Beatles (aka The White Album)
6. Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV
7. The Rolling Stones - Hot Rocks Greatest Hits 1967-1971
8. Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction
9. AC/DC - Highway to Hell
10. Van Halen - Van Halen

hon. mentions

Black Sabbath - Paranoid, Fleetwood Mac - Rumours, Def Leppard - Hysteria, The Beatles - Rubber Soul, Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti, Pink Floyd - Wish You were Here, Def Leppard - Pyromania, Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin I, *UPDATED* Metallica - Metallica, Motorhead - Ace of Spades, Dusty Springfield - Dusty in Memphis, Marvin Gaye - What's Goin On? *UPDATED* Van Halen - 1984

Movies:

Ordinary People, Awakenings, Tootsie, On the Waterfront, All About Eve, Wayne's World I&II, North by Northwest, Dial M for Murder, Bowfinger, Magnolia, Back to the Future Trilogy, The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan, Sandlot, 21 Grams, Boyz in the Hood, Boogie Nights, A Christmas Story, Casablanca, Network, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Encino Man, Goodfellas, Casino, Taxi Driver, The Godfather Trilogy, The old Star Wars trilogy, After Hours, The Last Waltz, American History X, The Shawshank Redemption, All the President's Men, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, This is Spinal Tap, Dazed and Confused, Caddyshack, American Graffiti, Hoop Dreams, Fahrenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, Road to Perdition
My Top Ten Movies (In order)
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. The Godfather Part II
3. Goodfellas
4. Dog Day Afternoon
5. Forrest Gump
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Caddyshack
8. Dazed and Confused
9. The Last Waltz
10. Casino
Hon. mention
Sunset Bvld., The Apartment, North by Northwest, Hoop Dreams, The Conversation, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones and the Raides of the Lost Ark, All about Eve, The Deer Hunter
lol basically I just typed the whole top part out again

Television:

All in the Family, Good Times, Mary Tyler Moore, The Jeffersons, M*A*S*H, Cheers, Survivor, The Apprentice, The Osbournes, Law & Order, The Shield, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, My Name is Earl, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Saved by the Bell, SuperFriends, American Dad, 60 Minutes, Biography, National Geographic

My Top Ten TV shows

1. Seinfeld
2. All in the Family
3. Cheers
4. The Simpsons
5. The Sopranos
6. M*A*S*H
7. Good Times
8. 60 Minutes
9. Taxi
10. Degrassi Jr. High

Hon. Mentions

The Jeffersons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mary Tyler Moore, The Shield, Law & Order, Survivor, Family Guy

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Catcher in the Rye, Fast Food Nation, Don't Eat This Book!, Freakonomics, The Big Picture, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Encyclopedias, Poetics for Screenwriters, The Art of the Deal, Jump In - Even if you don't know how to swim, 1776, An Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin

Heroes:

Larry Flynt, Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Howard Stern, Michael Moore, anybody really who's stood up to the religious right.

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My Blog

Oh I give up...

Man!  I thought I was out of the whole blogging phase, but I guess not.  I hate people who like post blogs every few months (*cough *cough fat andy *cough). I am really really getting tired ...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST

There is a town in North Ontario...

Sorry for the long update.  Their hasn't been any excuse, just me being lazy. A fair bit has happened, I just don't know where to start.  I submitted my script to a contest in Los Angeles, ...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:34:00 PST

I can't wait to feel your love tonight

Sorry for the lack of blog updates, but it's just that my fucking laptop crashes every time I post a blog, so I have to go all the way downstairs to type one out.  Not too much has happened in th...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

Pheonix

Last night I went to Pheonix with Greg, Alison, Paul, Adam and Melaine.  It was a lot of fun, but I didn't feel like drinking so I just kinda played it cool.  I met a few people and saw tons...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

Irish Car Bombed Pt. 2

Last night was so fun, Carson, Skrenz, Taylor and myself all went to this bar and got completely wasted.  After I was like grabbing and picking up a homeless guy.  Then we came back to ...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:49:00 PST

Irish Car Bombed

yeah that's it I have nothing other than imagine that! *** is fat! No need to spat! It's just a fact! ahahahahahaha Fatty McShittytitties this is the third time I've had to type this  ...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:25:00 PST

Perverted Justice.com & St. Patty's Day

hahaha I saw this website, perverted-justice.com on the news and I'm like addicted to reading it.  Basically these people pose as underage girls/boys and older men like sedduce them.  It's s...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

Girls, Girls, and Reality TV

I don't know, it seems like I get no people viewing my page unless I post a blog, so I guess I gotta start posting more often.   Instead of making a bunch of lame blogs, I figured I'd have o...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

The Sopranos finally

Finally the Sopranos is coming back, like I've waited so long for it's return.  I dunno I think a bunch of my friends and I are gonna get to gether, but I cannot, repeat cannot smoke weed.  ...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

I type alone on this blog of broken dreams...

I recently found this myspace of this girl I use to have a HUGE crush on in high school.  She was such an amazing, beautiful girl, and now it's kind of better sweet to see her as an amazing, beau...
Posted by i love you like a reptile. on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST