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Natalie

No one ever thought she'd ever live in one... EXCEPT FOR JENNY.

About Me

shitty tattoos, cranky, knobby knees, bruises, hungover

The world needs a Slanket:

On St Patrick's Day we got drunk:

My Interests

Binge drinking, sleeping on planes, heavy metal, books, blankets, boobs, swearing, really spicy food, making out, motorcycles, dry humping, soup, summer, Advil, cheap beer, hand-jobs, naps, really smart boys and girls, cutting my bangs, the pear-scented candle Naomi gave me, my yellow and purple bikini, sand, dirty jeans, my fuzzy kitties, teeny tiny dogs, tomatoes, the Ether Bunny, air conditioning, rain, really long vacations, toadstools, passing out drunk in my coat and shoes, dirty boys, Starburst, iced tea, not dancing, I can't believe you're still reading this, big black boots, clean sheets, Mexico, pornos, the sweet mother vodka, sushi, vomitting Jager out of the car window

I'd like to meet:

No one. Especially not your band.

Music:

Sepultura

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Being John Malkovich, Closer, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Bottle Rocket, Near Dark, Thirteen Conversations About One Thing, Punch Drunk Love, Storytelling, Happiness, Dangerous Liasons, The Spirit of 76, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects

Television:

Mythbusters, Forensic Files, Rob and Big, Run's House, Take Home Chef, an occasional Blind Date

Books:

David Sedaris, Bukowski, some Vonnegut, Geek Love, Dogrun, lots of others...

Heroes:

Fangora Gurkel

My Blog

idiot

So this moron comes into the bar last night and asks me for 4 shots of "Sorority Sluts with STD's". I inquired as to whether or not he knew the ingredients. He looks at me all horrified ...
Posted by Natalie on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

Our last trip to Mexico...

was one of my favorite so far. We stayed in this tiny town about 45 minutes north of Puerto Vallarta. No annoying clubs or fat, obnoxious, American tourists- just some small bars a...
Posted by Natalie on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:25:00 PST