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I have a dictionary that is devided into two sections, the first book is A through Lobate. That's not really an interest, but I wanted to mention it. I like to laugh at children. Not in a malicious way, it's just funny when they fall over. I hate Penny Hardaway because his real first name is Amphernee. I also hate Lance Armstrong, but I can't explain why. I have no reason to hate him, but I still find him unpleasant. Maybe it's because of Sheryl Crow. I really hate her. She is the personification of bad music. Anyone who would intentionally spend time with her is clearly a bad person.
I was informed by my father (who watched the news, apparently)that employers go to the myspace accounts of potential employees in order to see if the person is someone they want working for them. Also, the phrase "knife raping nuns" (which is what I had here before) won't impress them. Guess I should take it off my resume as well. Why can't anyone take a joke?
Grand Buffet, Mindless Self Indulgence, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Firewater, Procol Harum, Iron Maiden, She Wants Revenge, The Go Team, RJD2, Talking Heads, Atmosphere, Primus, MC Chris, Dio, Aesop Rock, Anthrax, Franz Fredinand,I'm pretty much all over the place here.
PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Big Lebowski, I don't know lots of stuff. Every one has that one secret shame movie. For one of my friends that movie is "Beaches" with Bette Midler. And this friend is a guy.There's just that one movie that each of us watches over and over, but would be mortified if anyone ever found out that we love it. My movie like that is totally hardcore pornography. Brazil is fantastic, weird as hell, but very good. I know that it is "uncool" to like the second two Matrix movies, but I like the whole trilogy quite a bit. I've been watching the Strong Bad E-mails on DVD. Remember Time Bandits? What about Baron Munchausen? I really like Terry Gilliam.
(adult swim), Family Guy, Simpsons, Avatar, Scrubs, America's Funniest Home Videos (That's right AFV, I recently decided that it is the funniest thing on television despite the horrible hosts: starting with Bob Sagat and continuing on to Daisy Fuentes and that other un-funny jerk, and then the current guy. They all suck, but the videos shine through. I have a very adolescent sense of humor) The more I watch the Venture Bros. the more I realize that it is amazing.
Too many to list. Orson Scott Card. Bad science fiction. Good science fiction. I just read 1984 and I liked that a lot. Lots of short stories, you can express a lot in a small space if you really try. Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books, I like the freedom of those, but I always end up being cursed by the mummy for all eternity the first time, even in books that don't involve mummies. I read one once about being a space explorer in the future, and I still got cursed by some damned mummy. I hate that. I just finished Breakfast of Champions and now I want to read more Vonnegut. I read a lot of "young adult" stories: The Chronicles of Narnia (the new movies had better be kick ass), The Book of Three, By Lloyd Alexander(the whole series is amazing, I HIGHLY recommend them), and The Neverending Story (the book, not the cheesy 80's movie). The only problem with all of those books is that I always end up getting cursed by some damned mummy.
I'm not sure that I really have any heroes. I probably do, but I can't think of any. There are people I like, but not really any heroes. Except Jesus Christ my savior. But he's a work of fiction who never existed, so that doesn't count. I like when people hold things to be sacred. It makes it more fun to urinate on those things.