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Funterick B-rad

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About Me

I am tall and awkward.I just read this in one of my text books for a speech class. I wish this had been my senior quote: "Nothing is better than a good education, but a cheese sandwich is better than nothing. So it follows that a cheese sandwich is better than a good education."


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My Interests

I have a dictionary that is devided into two sections, the first book is A through Lobate. That's not really an interest, but I wanted to mention it. I like to laugh at children. Not in a malicious way, it's just funny when they fall over. I hate Penny Hardaway because his real first name is Amphernee. I also hate Lance Armstrong, but I can't explain why. I have no reason to hate him, but I still find him unpleasant. Maybe it's because of Sheryl Crow. I really hate her. She is the personification of bad music. Anyone who would intentionally spend time with her is clearly a bad person.

I'd like to meet:

I was informed by my father (who watched the news, apparently)that employers go to the myspace accounts of potential employees in order to see if the person is someone they want working for them. Also, the phrase "knife raping nuns" (which is what I had here before) won't impress them. Guess I should take it off my resume as well. Why can't anyone take a joke?

Music:

Grand Buffet, Mindless Self Indulgence, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Firewater, Procol Harum, Iron Maiden, She Wants Revenge, The Go Team, RJD2, Talking Heads, Atmosphere, Primus, MC Chris, Dio, Aesop Rock, Anthrax, Franz Fredinand,I'm pretty much all over the place here.

Movies:

PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Big Lebowski, I don't know lots of stuff. Every one has that one secret shame movie. For one of my friends that movie is "Beaches" with Bette Midler. And this friend is a guy.There's just that one movie that each of us watches over and over, but would be mortified if anyone ever found out that we love it. My movie like that is totally hardcore pornography. Brazil is fantastic, weird as hell, but very good. I know that it is "uncool" to like the second two Matrix movies, but I like the whole trilogy quite a bit. I've been watching the Strong Bad E-mails on DVD. Remember Time Bandits? What about Baron Munchausen? I really like Terry Gilliam.

Television:

(adult swim), Family Guy, Simpsons, Avatar, Scrubs, America's Funniest Home Videos (That's right AFV, I recently decided that it is the funniest thing on television despite the horrible hosts: starting with Bob Sagat and continuing on to Daisy Fuentes and that other un-funny jerk, and then the current guy. They all suck, but the videos shine through. I have a very adolescent sense of humor) The more I watch the Venture Bros. the more I realize that it is amazing.

Books:

Too many to list. Orson Scott Card. Bad science fiction. Good science fiction. I just read 1984 and I liked that a lot. Lots of short stories, you can express a lot in a small space if you really try. Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books, I like the freedom of those, but I always end up being cursed by the mummy for all eternity the first time, even in books that don't involve mummies. I read one once about being a space explorer in the future, and I still got cursed by some damned mummy. I hate that. I just finished Breakfast of Champions and now I want to read more Vonnegut. I read a lot of "young adult" stories: The Chronicles of Narnia (the new movies had better be kick ass), The Book of Three, By Lloyd Alexander(the whole series is amazing, I HIGHLY recommend them), and The Neverending Story (the book, not the cheesy 80's movie). The only problem with all of those books is that I always end up getting cursed by some damned mummy.

Heroes:

I'm not sure that I really have any heroes. I probably do, but I can't think of any. There are people I like, but not really any heroes. Except Jesus Christ my savior. But he's a work of fiction who never existed, so that doesn't count. I like when people hold things to be sacred. It makes it more fun to urinate on those things.

My Blog

Single again

Some of you might have noticed that I was briefly "in a relationship." Well, that ended quickly. How am I able to pick the worst girls on the planet? There must be something wrong in my brain that mak...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

Back in school

I am back in school. This is both good and bad. I'm glad to be doing something during the week, and the Auraria campus is chock full of hot girls, but I have the worst schedual in history. I am on cam...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:16:00 PST

Finally, a hangover blog

Last night was rocking fun. Thanks to everyone who showed up. to those who couldn't attend, here is what you missed: Everyone ate foetus (cake), I won a game of beer pong, I lost a game of beer pong (...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

I should feel bad, but I don't.

I intentionally and malicously shoulder-checked a fifty year old woman. I was at work, carrying a stack of empty glasses, and nobody would get out of my way. As I walked up the stairs two older women ...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Stupid Valentine's Day

No guy in his right mind likes this day. It is a lose/lose situation no matter what. If you have a girl friend then you are obligated to spend butt-loads of money on said girlfriend buying h...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:32:00 PST

I no longer live in my mom's basement

I have a house. With Clayton and Jordan. In Wash Park. We moved in (partially) yesterday and it is the coolest place on the planet. I also started school today, and am currently in class. It's pretty ...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:37:00 PST

The triumphiant return of Lazurus car

My car is back from the dead. It has been resurrected and reassembled with parts from fallen comrads. I have a FrankenJesus 4Runner. I am so stoked to have it running again, especially because of the ...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

Just a little update

So, here is what's going on: My job is going well. I like the people I work with and the work itself is pretty easy. also, I get to people watch in an atmosphere filled with some the strangest people ...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

New Jorb

So, I got a job. I was talking to this guy that does yard work for my mom, and he mentioned that the Fresh Fish Company was hiring. He also mentioned that he needed help with some landscaping stuff. S...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

Sunshine and Puppies

My car died. I just fucking bought the damn thing and already I killed the bastard. It had an oil leak. I didn't know this. Cars need oil. That happened a while ago, but I didn't feel like posting any...
Posted by Funterick B-rad on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:32:00 PST