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I'm a capoeira playing, specifically adjusting, fire spinning, people loving, quarry crawling, creek splashing, can't sing or dance but do it anyways, tomahawk throwing, rock polishing, fossil hunting, animal loving, pool playing, thinking too much at times and not enough at others, audio book listening, semantically driven, x-files believing, mother culture loathing, floating down the river of time with the people i love, ego sculpting by selective dissolution, ever loving learning nerd,who hates to talk about himself.... I'm attracted to the strange things that don't fit in the box that most people ignore or throw away. I thoroughly enjoy theosophical/human nature/social quirks/ neurophilosophical / what the hell are we doin here conversations with like minded salmon people, with the soul purpose of extricating my psyche from the bog of eternal stench..You have a 73% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over
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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The Inland North
The Northeast
The West
Philadelphia
The South
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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How will I die? Your Result: You will be murdered.

This doesn't guarantee pain and suffering, but it will be at the hands of another. Perhaps the vile deeds of a past life will attribute to this horrific demise. Do not fear murder. There is a rare epiphany that comes from this type of death. You will see it in the last moments.

You will die while having sex.
You will die of boredom.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die while saving someone's life.
How will I die?
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How Retarded Are You? Your Result: Leonardo Dicaprio in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"

Gilbet! You could drownded yourself in the bathtub if left alone. You are the type of mid-level retard that likes to climb tall things just because they are tall... and climbable. You don't think about how to get down and you eat boogers when not crapping yourself in the bathtub.

Corky from "Life Goes On"
A Dave Matthews Fan
Rosie O'Donnell in "Riding the Bus with my Sister"
Blair's cousin on "Facts of Life"
Timmy (South Park)
Terri Schiavo
Stephen Hawking
How Retarded Are You?
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