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Johnny Trash

Trash by name, Trash by nature

About Me



In the words of my mother: Honey, you are the 0.01% of the pill that shouldn't have happened, but we love you.

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Sociopath2193

I'm Michael, and I bet you already think I'm a sarcastic son of a bitch. Well, you're right. At least according to my mom. My mother never did see the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.

You want the basics of me then? I'm one of those kind, caring, sensitive types [Blame the parents]
If you actually stop to read this, then well done. Have a biscuit.

What do I believe in?
I believe in
.free-speech.
.true-love.
.romance.
.animal-rights.
.equality.
.political-incorrectness.
.justice.
.following-the-dream.
.respect.
.manners.
.individuality.
.desire.
.nature.
.karma.
.equality.
.choice.
.passion.


My Interests

Wicca, Internet, Clubbing, Buffy, Animal rights, Environment, Human rights, Deep-Thinking, Socialising, I love parties, I live for them
Protesting

Don't Rub The Lamp Unless You're Ready For The Genie

I'd like to meet:


Tony Blair so I can punch that munster square in the tits. BAM!
And if you'd like to see what I'm planning for the future, then check out my 43 things .

Eat Right --- Exercise --- Die Anyway

Music:

I'll listen to most things, I am more into rock, but it's all good.

Movies:

Death Becomes Her, Serial Mom, Practical magic, Big Fish, Sin City, Shortbus, Teaching Mrs Tingle, Pleasantville, Mad Love, Girl Interrupted

Television:

Buffy
Angel
Charmed
Lost
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
The Royle Family
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Little Britain
Will and Grace
Alias
Desperate Housewives
League of Gentlemen
Shameless
Simpsons
The 4400
Scrubs
X Files
Tru Calling
South Park
Married with Children
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dharma and Greg
Bewitched
Father Ted
HEX
Sex and the City
Tittybangbang
Supernatural
Lexx
Doctor Who
CSI

Anything but porn, I wanna watch people who can act.

Books:



The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
The story of a boy who dared to follow his dream.

Veronika Decides to Die - Paulo Coelho
Is collective madness called 'Sanity'?
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Change the World for a Fiver
Tips on how to make the world a better place. This costs £5 and the money goes toward the charity who created it. The book is really a piece of art rather than a book. This isn't a regular book, there is no black writing on a white background. It's true art, the book is full of photos and it's great to keep around.

Chicken Soup for the Soul
A collection of stories from all different types of people. True stories which will touch your heart.

I'm not a big reader, I don't have the patience or concentration for books, but the above books were too good to miss. I strongly recommend you get at least one of the above books. Oh fuck off, just go get all of them.

Heroes:

Don't Rub The Lamp Unless You're Ready For The Genie

My Blog

Completely uncalled for

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Posted by Johnny Trash on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

Rindercella - The Pyslexic Drincess

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young girl called Rindercella. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits a...
Posted by Johnny Trash on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

Alias: The Lost Episode

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Posted by Johnny Trash on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

Aks Jeeves

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Posted by Johnny Trash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go Vegan

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Posted by Johnny Trash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The trouble with wool

Look at this video, This is what happens to animals that you don't normally see. Please do not buy wool or any other product from an animal. ...
Posted by Johnny Trash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where has my long hair gone?!?!?!

Well I had shoulder length hair untill last night. My manager decided to cut it all off for me, before I knew it it was short!! I dunno what to think :S I'm gonna pluck up sme courage and take a photo...
Posted by Johnny Trash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST