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Does the carpet match the curtains?

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Who cares really but myself, and my loved ones. So just ask, or not. I don't really care either.

My Interests

Learning to read, Drinking on stage in front of people on Tammy Kopko's Cocktail Hour, a live variety show held every month @ the Peacock Room on the corner of Mills and Virginia, in Talk Show format like Springer meets The View.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet New York from the Flavor of Love, Fuck Pumpkin, I will cut that bitch. We love you New York, the gayberhood has your back! I would also like to meet myself when I was a baby, that would be so weird I just don't want to get stuck babysitting myself, ugh what a little bastard.

Music:

Tori Amos, Natalie Merchant, Steve Poltz, Fiona Apple, Train, JEWEL, Better than Ezra, outkast em and outlast em, Jeff Buckley, Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn (especially the album with Jack White), Cake, Prince.

Movies:

The Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Willow, again Wuthering Heights,The Nightmare b/4 X-mas, The Crucible (Wynonna Ryder), Little Miss Sunshine, The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Amelia, Run Lola Run, Far from Heaven, The Hours, Mommie Dearest, Steel Magnolias.

Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!, Desperate Housewives,Dog the Bounty Hunter, Wife Swap and Trading Spouses always pisses me off. The Simple Life (scratch her eyes out Nicole)

Books:

Anything without pictures. If I want to look at pictures, I'll download some porn, and send it to your mom.

Heroes:

"Did you ever know that your my gyro?" Well, my gay dad is one of my gyros and by Gay I mean gay and by Dad I mean biologically speaking, perv.