If you are ever curious |
as to why a movie entitled "Zombie Honeymoon", got three stars--well, don’t even bother looking into it.Wait.Scratch that. Look into it. But make sure you have a bottle of wine and a cigarette o...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:32:00 PST |
Show me a beautiful woman |
and I’ll show you a man that is tired of fucking her.
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:14:00 PST |
Once the Jungle gets a Toehold in the City, It’s Curtains for all of Us |
Thug, screaming: Get that shit off me, yo! Get that shit off me!
Queer holding potted plant: Relax, it can't hurt you.
Thug: Get that Jurassic Park shit away from me! That shit suck yo' finger off --...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:11:00 PST |
Letter to Dr. Laura Schlessinger |
Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When some...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST |
Flying spaghetti monster |
So, it's late and I can't sleep so I'm doing some serious dorking when I begin a discussion on philosophy and religion. A friend of mine who was also raised Catholic has made a recent decision to beco...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:51:00 PST |
Light to Dark |
The angel was truly unearthly yet physically perfect. It's wings were made of peacock feathers. I was sick with devotion and covetousness. I longed to buy this thing and take it back home. That wasn't...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love WILL Crunch |
YOU AND THE CAP'N CAN MAKE IT HAPPENAND set off smoke detectorsand burn out the lightswith nothing but your FEELINGSYOUR feelings[you will take the spoon from your mouth and press it against his cheek...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST |
Pomeforgranate |
I don't belong here, yet I want to be here, but don't know how to be. You really don't have to do much, just breath, drink some water and eat and shit occasionally. Every night when I get lonely or ju...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST |
NYC 20th-23rd |
I under estimated the weather so there is serious shopping to be done. An associate at a trendy looking shop gives us pleading looks as we walk by so I stop. She has a heavy accent and no sense of per...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST |
Stop the insanity |
I used to watch television to chill out, but it started stressing me out. Too Much Fear & Anger. The vibes coming from TV were too negative for me. The message was "Be afraid, hopelessness, the world...
Posted by Cinderella Snackalicious on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST |
