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What Todd Wolfe wants...Todd Wolfe gets!

About Me

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My Interests

ly an asshole.

Music:

Tom Waits, Interpol, The Faint, The Killers,The cure, The strokes, Pulp. massive attack, Portishead, the mars volta, Air, Elton John, David Bowie, PJ Harvey, Radiohead. Coldplay, Slayer, Dead can dance, Tori Amos, the melvins, Outkast, duran duran. The Rev, Franz Ferdinand, Sonic youth Nirvana, Ladytron, Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Stravinski, Carmina Burana by Carl Orff, anything Mike Patton, Marilyn Manson, Wojciech Kilar, the monks of Tibet, I HATE SMOOTH JAZZ! Kenny G. and all of his other doctor's office music cronies can go BLOW themselves! Lou Reed, Iggy Pop! Jeremy Enigk, Cocteau twins, Peter Murphy, Peter Gabriel, Hooverphonic, New Order, Annie Lennox, Smoke, Low, Coltrane, The Scissor Sisters, 70's/French porn music, Tool, the Stones, Nick Cave, the off-off broadway soundtrack to Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Ministry, Failure, Jane's, Chris Cornell, Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Smiths, James Brown, Skinny Puppy, the Sounds, Chili's, new wave, and a whole lot of other fucking shit!

Movies:

Ass Blasters III, Girls will do anything for cash parts 1 & 2, I Can't believe I put my finger there, I was'nt gay, butt, OOPS!, Long Winded and out of Breath, The Sphincter Chronicles, Fuck My Wound, It's So Hard to Say No When you're Unconcious, In the Name of Rub, The Adventures of Louis Laid and Clark Bent, Cajun' Sizzler 13, Ass Sundae, Jesus Likes to Watch me, My no no place says yes, The Mystery of the hidden Schvanzenchtucker, Bang my Dog, Please!, Gomer Piledriver, Betty Cocker, Goin' Hoggin' (a drunkards tail), It's a Rainforest Down Here, My Fart Goes Out to You, Yellow Snow: Chilly Tongue, Teen Sluts Bang Ugly Bald Dudes 528,376, The Young and the Chestless, Cookie Dough Ho', Senile Sluts 3, Your Friends Mom (but not really) 12, Devine Bovine, 3 nipple ho's, by Snoop Dogg, Sore Twat... Long Line, Switch Hitters/Batter Up, Tongue My Shitter Too, Crack Whores Don't mind Cameras, Dairy Dames, Count Juggula, Puke, Poo, and Piss!(the entire series), Desperation and a Six Pack, Public anema No. 1, 3rd Member, skull fuckers, Roadkill Sexplorations 6, roadside rump, roadhead 3, Rump Ranglin' Rodeo, Clown Tails, The Long Wang Saga, Smack my Face and Gag me!, The man Hole Cover-up, Log Jammin', Cruisin' for Poon, Saving Ryan's Privates, and Pricky McDoogle's Gang Bang Bloopers.

Television:

The Price is Right

Heroes:

Sacha Baron Cohen, Bukowski, Henry Miller, All the great religious rebels, Me, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crowley, Huxley, Regardie, the x and y, The plus and minus, and the yin and the yang. Love, Hate. Hate , Love.

My Blog

Jungle Juice...holy shit!

My roommate and I went to a friend of her's house on the lower east side.  We had some wine and some beer during the course of about two hours.  After we all got a little sauced, my roommate...
Posted by Add me i'm desperate! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST

South West Florida

Don't go!  Unless you Have family or millions of dollars.  Everyone is either 65+, or really fucking lame.  I just got back.  It's terrible.  Ask Luis.
Posted by Add me i'm desperate! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:54:00 PST

Wanna laugh?

http://host.oddcast.com/skittles/index.php?id=2502879&AID=1 Go to this site. It's my latest piece of mischief.
Posted by Add me i'm desperate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Will that sun-dried hunchback ever fucking die!!!!!

A Cardinal in Italy is thinking this, right, now.
Posted by Add me i'm desperate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm running for mayor!

My campaign sloggan? "I don't know shit about politics, but I WILL fix I-4" I think i've got this one in the mutha' fuckin' bag!
Posted by Add me i'm desperate! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST