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Zorak

smell ya later, get a job

About Me

I am a woman stuck in the body of a mantis...MWA HA HA...i had ya goin there for a second...no i'm all about the ladies...the LAAAAADIES...chicka chicka WWWOOOOOWWWW....especially brak's mom...she really straightens my antennae if ya know what i mean...ya dig? and that whole mixup with Pepper...that was just a misunderstanding...i am all about the LADIES! I LIKE GIRLS! the greatest joy in my life is making others feel like crap...MWA HA HA...smell ya later, get a job... The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!

My Interests

destruction, burgalary, murder, keyboarding, smokin' that sweet tumbleweed

I'd like to meet:

moltar...and some honeys

Music:

metallica

Movies:

scarface, ass disaster 4

Television:

space ghost coast to coast, the brak show

Books:

NO

Heroes:

thundercleese...SIKE!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zorak
Birthday: older than dirt
Birthplace: Ghost Planet
Current Location: behind my desk
Eye Color: white and black
Hair Color: no
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm ambidextrous
Your Heritage: spawn of satan
The Shoes You Wore Today: my yellow space boots
Your Weakness: Brak's mom
Your Fears: grandma prison
Your Perfect Pizza: topped with the bones of my enemies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: escape from Ghost Planet
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: smell ya later, get a job
Thoughts First Waking Up: my mucusy membrane
Your Best Physical Feature: my handsome overbite
Your Bedtime: no
Your Most Missed Memory: murder
Pepsi or Coke: i'll drink the blood of my enemies!
MacDonalds or Burger King: i AM the king!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is for wussies
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...extra strong
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i am quite handsome
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: I ATE THEM
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes...sir!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Mwa HA HA! yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, i'm retired
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Mwa HA HA...you know it!
Ever been Drunk: woo hoo! i'm WASTED!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: ummm...OF COURSE NOT
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I'M IMMORTAL
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i AM grown
What country would you most like to Visit: Madagascar
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: no
Short or Long Hair: horns
Height: short
Weight: small
Best Clothing Style: a vest
Number of Drugs I have taken: 14,907
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything
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