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Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

It's me, that guy. I strive for excellence, yet encounter many obstacles. I stand up for those who are weak and humble, yet I have no podium. Words are my weapon, color is my voice. To know me is to be enlightened, however today it is cloudy.I am "all up" in the Internet: http://nonsensical-gibberish.blogspot.com http://murphyslog.blogspot.com www.myspace.com/declare1

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My Interests

Nearly everything....except maybe bigotry, oh and fascism. Specifically? Sunrises, sunsets, rivers, lakes, trees, grass, rocks, flowers, dirt, birds, dogs, cats, snakes, trains, bridges, pens, pencils, markers, paint, paper, Buddhism, Taoism, religion, meditation, reflection, psychics, philosophy, children, adventures, kissing soft lips, tender embraces, farms, fields of wheat, colours, movies, blankets, weed, hash, Keiths!, dancing, laughing, water fights, summer nights, autumn, skiing, skateboarding, diving underwater, fishing, canoeing, sailing, camping, Montreal, British Columbia, live music, jam sessions, toast, pizza, Mexican food, comic books, graphic novels, snow, rain, coffee, pasta, porcupines, deer, voles, groundhogs, satelites, stars, planets, polar ice caps, liquid magma, mountains, bamboo, koalas, kangaroos, giant pandas, the universe, dolphins, prairie dogs, zoos, the Biodome, rainforests, worms, beetles, spiders, hand sanitizer, telephones, radios, beats, drums, guitar, bass, pianos, carpets, stairs, railings, calendars, dry erase markers, highlighters, the way you feel after a big victory/loss, promotions, getting hired/fired, biking until you can't bike anymore, running, jumping, parkours, ice cream, bruschetta, mosquitoes, rollerblades, shaving cream, toothpaste, flying, dreaming, dying, birth, smiling, fashion, basketball, baseball, softball, badminton, golf, squash, racquetball, computer games, Photoshop, ImageReady, Dreamweaver, Flash, othello, monopoly, harmonica, blackjack, poker, canvas, street signs, harmony, peace, destroying guns, trespassing, climbing fences, hitting home runs, catching fly balls, somersaults, kayaking, windsurfing, floating, inner tubes, paper bags, mazes, hedges.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with something to say. Someone who puts some thought into what they do. I'd like to meet Bush so I could give him a peice of my mind.Create or get your
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Music:

Everything! Okay maybe not German Techno. Specifically, hip-hop, punk, ska, reggae, blues, rock, jazz, classical, folk, acoustic, oldies, etc. Bands: Phi Life Cypher, Foreign Beggars, Taskforce, Dr. Syntax, Braintax, Atmosphere, KRSone, The Roots, NOFX, Propaghandi, No Use For A Name, Sage Francis, Chemical Brothers, AudioSlave, Tragically Hip, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Pennywise, Longshot, Atherton & Sire, Flight Distance, Flip Kuma, Croup, The Dropkick Murphys, The Matches, Looptroop, Mac Lethal, Green Day (older), Gob, The Toasters, Kid Koala, Bullfrog, Necro, Mad Caddies, Souls of Mischief, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Deltron 3030, Beastie Boys, Mixmaster Mike, Beck, Bob Marley, Lauren Hill/Fugees, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Strung Out, Screaching Weasel, Matchbook Romance, MF Doom, Bad Religion, Bouncing Souls, Hieroglyphics, Death By Stereo, Millencolin, Rancid, The Transplants, The Salads, Pulley, The Weakerthans, Tom Waits, The Herbaliser, Roots Manuva, MC Solaar, Cypress Hill, Tom Green, Tiger Army, Blackaliscious, Hot Water Music, The Offspring, etc.

Movies:

Most. Specifically, Wayne's World and to a lesser extend Wayne's World 2, Goldmember, Syriana, Brazil, 1984, The Ringer, The Benchwarmers, Board Heads, Half Baked, Demolition Man, Full Metal Jacket, Lucky Number Slevin, West Side Story, The Matrix, Fight Club, A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Life Aquatic, Wedding Crashers, Waiting, The Squid and the Whale, The Passion of the Christ, Schindler's List, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Billy Madison, Black Sheep, Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story, The Mexican, The Matador, Biodome, Encino Man, Son-In-Law, In the Army Now, Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, Mr.Deeds, The Replacements, Billy Elliot, Lord of the Rings, etc.

Television:

Animation. Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Futurama, Ren & Stimpy.
Free Cursors

Books:

Most. Lesseeee....Stephen King: The Dark Tower Series, Cell, The Stand, Desperation, Needful Things, etc. Terry Pratchett, Elmore Leonard, Laurence and Gerald Durrell, Aasimov, Poul Anderson, James Frey, Hanif Kureshi, The Gangs of New York, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Another Roadside Attraction, The Body Snatchers, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit......ANYTHING!

Heroes:

None that I have met recently.

My Blog

http://nonsensical-gibberish.blogspot.com

add http://nonsensical-gibberish.blogspot.com To your browser favourites. It's gonna be big! Reallllll big.
Posted by Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

Here's to the crazy ones

From Kendra's Blog: Author unknown   Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fon...
Posted by Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

Poetry from http://nonsensical-gibberish.blogspot.com

You are my drug I just need to get highOne more time before we partJust one more kissWill carry me throughMy withdrawlYou are highly addictiveWith no warning labelsI never want to come downIt is th...
Posted by Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

Now THAT's Electric

These killa watts will make you mega hurtBetter be grounded when electricity spurtsSparks in the dark from the power companySwitchin through currents, better choose a frequencyAll this energy consumpt...
Posted by Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

De-evolution

I've got an idea. Let's start a campaign to eradicate guns. And I mean all guns...who needs guns? They're dumb. Killing machines. It's not like we need to hunt anymore for food. If you need to hunt, u...
Posted by Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

What's happended?

Well, I must say this whole growing up thing is pretty strange to me. The other night at the bar, Mike backed up into me, dislodging the last jack-and-coke of the night from my hand. The glass then sm...
Posted by Dan Random AKA Robot Jebus on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST