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John

I drink alone

About Me

Your average light-skinned man-dingo...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Pan, goat-like god of sheparding and fornication...

Music:

Pretty much everything... AC/DC, Aerosmith, AFI, Al Green, Andre Nickatina, Atmosphere, Audioslave, Bad Religion, Barry White, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Bee Gees, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Big Pun, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Blues Traveler, Bob Marley, Boston, Bruce Hornsby, Bruce Springsteen, Bryan Adams, Bush, Cake, CCR, Chris Isaak, The Clash, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Cream, Crowded House, D-12, Danzig, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie (even though he's kinda weird), Def Leppard, Dire Straits, Don McLean, The Doors, Dru Hill, Eagle Eye Cherry, Eagles, Eric Clapton, Eve 6, Everly Brothers, Fenix TX, Finch, Fleetwood Mac, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Foreigner, Fuel, George Thorogood, Goldfinger, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Heart, Hoobastank, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Buffet, Jimmy Eat World, Joe Satriani, John Hiatt, Journey, Jurassic 5, Kansas, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Lifehouse, Lynard Skynard, Marvin Gaye, Matchbox Twenty, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Motley Crue, Naughty By Nature, Nirvana, NOFX, Oasis, Obie Trice, Offspring, OK Go, Papa Roach, Simon & Garfunkle, Pearl Jam, Pepper, Peter Frampton, Pink Floyd, Prince, Prodigy, Queen, Radiohead, Rascal Flatts, RHCP, Richard Marx (gets me through those lonely nights...), Santana, Sarah McLachlan, Scorpions, Semisonic, Sigur Ros, Simple Plan, Slick Rick, Slightly Stoopid, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Something Corporate, Soundgarden, SR-71, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stevie Wonder (coolest blind person ever), Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Stroke Nine, Styx, Sublime, System Of A Down, The Temptations, Tenacious D, Thelonious Monk, Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tony Toni Tone, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, Trapt, A Tribe Called Quest, UB40, Van Halen, Van Morrison, Vanilla Ice, Verve Pipe, The Wallflowers, Warrant, Warren G, Weezer, Westside Connection, White Stripes, Whitesnake, The Who, Wyclef Jean, Zombie Nation, Zombies, and ZZ Top... are some of my favorites.

Movies:

I starred in Bloodsport, the greatest movie of all time.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Cops, Montell (I ain't that baby's daddy!), The Critic, Saturday morning cartoons, History Channel, Discovery Channel, South Park, Sopranos...

Heroes:

Arnold, W., and E-Bomb's father.

My Blog

The Victims Of Welfare

This essay was originally published in 1994 by Dan Roentsch: If you caught the brief flurry of news and comment surrounding the President's June proposal to "end welfare as we know it," you may have n...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST