brad

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i think dog shit smells worse than cat shit. i think micromanaging is a sign of the devil. i think that people who use mousse should be killed. i think i miss dairy more than i let on. i think my computer knows i look at porn. i think that i'll never be organized. i think i'll never drink hot drinks again(they're too hot!) i think i love crushed ice. i think my protein smoothies secretly have over 700 calories in them. i think some of my myspace relationships are the most solid ones i have. i think that the little bottles of air cleaner for y our desk are fucking amazing. i think that i may have whooping cough. i think that 1-ply toilet paper is the work of the devil. i think that cauliflower looks like a bleached scab. i think the penguin on penguin shirts is awesome. i think flourescent lighting will be the death of me. i think dr. will on big brother is a god. i think hate drives my will to survive on the daily basis. i think that blogging saves my life sometimes. i think that eating to live is fucking stupid. i think keri russell is kinda perfect. i think mayo on a sandwich is foul. i think i miss jack in the box. i think having two pics of keri russell in frames on my desk isn't THAT pathetic. i think i need a new identity. i think that saying i need a new identity will make some people of the 80's think of that shitty jerry o'connell show. i think my cat wants to kill me while i sleep. i think i'm paranoid. i think that hugging is overrated(don't touch me), i think that pep rallies in high school were fucking stupid. i think that people who have light hair dyed dark look like they're balding with roots. i think grey is actually my favorite color. i think i need a cause.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comStability results were very low which suggests you are extremely worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~trait snapshot:paranoid tendencies, irritable, anxious, fidgety, dependent, worrying, emotionally sensitive, prone to regret, depressed, second guesses self, somewhat fragile, dislikes change, prefers organized to unpredictable, suspicious, phobic, craves attention, not a risk taker, low self control, very sensitive to criticism, unadventurous, does not make friends easily, defensive, obsessive, low self esteem

Your Political Profile

Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
You are an Atheist
When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
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