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♥Kari♥

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About Me

..I like vegetables better than and scary movies freak me out so I can't watch them. I love doing stuff, no matter what it is. I love to cuddle. I love being a mom. I love when my boyfriend gives me the fish hook. Most of all, I LOVE Doug & he loves me. I like dogs not cats. I HATE cantaloupe. I love chili cheese Fritos. I LOVE Jason Mraz. I LOVE Vince Vaughn. I can't get enough of Will Farrell. I like to read. I like to sing. I sing in the shower, at work, at the grocery store. It scares my son. People think i'm cool, but I am secretly a geek. Intellect turns me on. Logic makes me horny. Bad spelling? I have NO tolerance. Sex is always on my mind, even at 4:45 in the morning. Some times I rock out to Ludacris. And sometimes I sing soulfully to Joss Stone. I got the best fortune cookie once, it read " a little madness, a little kindness, makes for happiness". So true. I enjoy playing blackjack for hours at the casino. I have insane love for all things Will Farrell and an abnormal obsession with underwear. I love underwear.
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.. width="425" height="350" ..Hanging out with friends, riding on the back of my boyfriends Harley, watching UFC and more recently, off road Jeepin'with the boys! And my favorite thing? Shopping with my bitch, Angelina.Hot damn we are cute!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ MakeYourSpace.com - MySpace Tools"I can save you from un-original dumb dumbs..."
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MY BOYFRIEND DOES ALL THIS AND MORE. HE IS AMAZING AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HE IS MINE.

I'd like to meet:

The guy that invented Q-tips. They rock! I'm addicted! Id like to say hi to Jason Mraz and just tell him in person how much his music moves me. he makes me laugh but also has so much soul and I love that.And Justin Timberlake. Go JT! .. width="425" height="350" ..

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Music:

John Mayer, Jason Mraz (I want to marry that boy!!), Dave Matthews Band, Bob Marley, Gnarles Barkley, Jack Johnson, Bushwalla, Tristan Prettyman, Atmosphere, Elliott Smith, Ben Taylor (everyone check him out!), Natalie Merchant, Violent Femmes, Liz Phair, Death Cab for Cutie, Maroon 5, Bjork, Gwen, NIN, Ludacris, Sublime, Gorillaz, believe it or not... Ludacris and lots, lots more... This wears me out, There are too many. I like anything from Pantera to Barbara Striesand! However, there is no room for country music, sorry... width="425" height="350" .."We can be chillin like ice cream fillin, we can be kool and the gang in you wanna hang, ain't no thang."

Movies:

There are way too many to name. But... Anchorman, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Goodfellas, Sixteen Candles, Taxi, Deliver us from Eva, Anchorman, Steele Magnolias, Stand by Me, anything with Will Farrell or Ben Stiller. And i'm totally in love with Vince Vaughn (What can I say? hes a cocksman!). Napoleon Dynamite (gimme some of your tots!), Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers. I love movies so I cant go on, I would be here all day.

Television:

Survivor all the way, im a lifer dude! - Grey's Anatomy - Desperate Housewives - Real Word - laguna Beach - Cathouse -Im a total Dawson's Creek fanatic - and of course, Conan freakin O'Brian!!!!

Books:

Angels and Demons, best book ever! Well, next to the Relic. Im a total nerd...

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My Blog

Dancin'

This is by far the coolest thing ever. Check out Brad and I DANCIN'!http://www.dancesisterdance.com/myvid/index.php?v=41 e908751231b So I decided to dance with my man. He saw it last night and cracked ...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

Florida

Our trip was amazing and we took close to 200 pics. Below are some shots of Auna and I in different locations. Our first night in Miami Beach: The Following day, again in South Beach: The next day i...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:36:00 PST

Thought for the day

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobi...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 09:00:00 PST

Anti-Stress

This shit rocks the house. I feel sooooo much better. This prevented me from kicking a co-workers ass today. I busted out the manic mode. Dont fuck with this bitch today. http://uk.download.yahoo.com...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Peter Pansy

Holy shit this cracks me up. It is totally blogworthy. http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mr. A-Z

Oh hell ya! I am seeing Jason Mraz along with Bushwalla Monday night at the Troubadour in Hollywood! I will be with Jason at Midnight to ring in his new album release! I swear, I think I might pee my ...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today's Quote

"You need to find a cute guy. A cute NICE guy." Gee, thanks Dad. Dad's always know whats best for you. I wonder what my dad considers cute?? Ewwww. Anyway people, let's make my dad's wishes come true...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Does Size Matter?

Size Does Matter.... Sing this along to the Gloria Styner tune "I Will Survive"...... At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many...
Posted by ♥Kari♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST