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James

www.freewebs.com/jjmccann

About Me

Visit my storefront to learn more >>I am a writer, an actor, a stand up and an outlaw in Peru.

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My Interests

Scritp writing, Acting, Stand up comedy, reading, parody songsMixed Martial Arts, Boxing, Muay Thai kickboxing, submission (Lancashire catch) wrestling, Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, other people's home movies...

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks and any and all artists. Writers, musicians, poets, photographers, whatever it is as long as it's creative.A few of my heroes, some of them are dead, so I'm willing to wait before meeting them.Maybe they can head on over to www.freewebs.com/jjmccann and get in touch?All reality TV "stars", in a big room, with no possible way for them to escape.

Music:

Manic Street Preachers James Dean Bradfield's solo stuff Alice Cooper The Clash Guns N'Roses (the good one, before everyone left) Morrissey Johnny Cash Sex Pistols AC/DC KISS Bruce Springsteen (Ok, and The E Street Band, too!) MeatLaof Blues Brothers LL Cool J U2 (early stuff, before Bono found electric) Frank Sinatra (and some Rat Pack stuff) Joan Jett Katie Melua Eight Man Down Road Night Transport

Movies:

RumbleFish, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Angel Heart, Taxi Driver, Carlito's Way, A Street Car Named Desire, On The Waterfront, The Wild One, Rebel Without A Cause, Pope Of Greenwich Village, Harely Davidson and the Marlbro Man, the Rocky series (maybe even number 5) Ghost Busters 1+2, Blues Brothers, Animal House, anything Chris Farley,

Television:

Married with Children (I'm writing a book about it), Seinfeld, King of Queens, Family Guy, South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Only Fools and Horses, Highlander, early Friends (back when it was funny), Cheers, Frasier,

Books:

Have a Nice Day-Mick Foley, Watch My Back-Geoff Thompson, The Plague-Albert Camus, Animal Farm-George Orwell, On The Road-Jack Kerouac, Everything-Simon Price, Salem's Lot-Stephen King, so far Ian McEwan has been over rated in my view....

Heroes:

Marlon Brando, Muhammad Ali, Mickey Rourke, Ken Shamrock (written a biography of him), Bret Hart, James Dean Bradfield, Rocky Balboa (yes I know he's fictional), Al Bundy (see above)Destroyed By Maddness

My Blog

Beauty pageants, equality, and other acts of random BS!

There is a big debate going on currently about whether or not the beauty contests of old should be brought back to our TV screens, Miss World being the flagship programme everyone's jumping on. A lot ...
Posted by James on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:55:00 PST

ON THE ROOF

ON THE ROOF I can see the whole city from up here. Well, what's left of it, anyhow. The riots started about a week ago, over what exactly I can't quite remember. It might have been a race thing, it m...
Posted by James on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:03:00 PST

LOVE BLEEDS ETERNAL

LOVE BLEEDS ETERNAL "You're beautiful", that's what I told her, "deeply, deeply beautiful". And she was. Not just to me but to everyone. She was five feet, maybe five-one, black, black!, hair that fe...
Posted by James on Mon, 12 May 2008 05:31:00 PST

Everything Will Be

The bombs, the last of them, are flying through the air now, soon to drop on us all. It was on the news earlier, some woman in a light red suit with lipstick to match, reading the little piece of...
Posted by James on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:52:00 PST

The Desperado: short story

This small hotel room is too stifling for me. The year is 1887, the place is small town called Rock Ridge, my name is unimportant. I am writing this letter by way of confession. It is a confessions fo...
Posted by James on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST

Made For Loving You: short story

Wilton Cottle returned home Tuesday afternoon to discover it had come. Finally, after just over three months of waiting, it had come. At long, long last, it had come. Wilton lived here, on Jeopardy Dr...
Posted by James on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

The Angel’s Choir

It's not like it is in the movies. I don't feel the need to search for any words, or gulp hard when I swollow. I'm not caughing up any blood. It is raining though, and I guess that's as close as thing...
Posted by James on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

The Teeth: short story

He'd gotten her home. He'd only met her at the bar an hour or so ago, but he moved fast, and now he was in her home, in her bedroom. He knew the terrain, knew how this little game would be played out....
Posted by James on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

Censorship is a f-king joke (see what I did there?)

Hi This will not be the most thought out blog I've ever posted, more a "I have a few minutes to waste and a bug up my ass so I'm gonna rant" type of stream of consciousness. BBC radio have censored th...
Posted by James on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST

More to come

Over the Christmas period I will be re-posting a lot of the old short stories, and then posting some new ones (which will illustarte the vast improvment, but don't expect any pictures). I will have mo...
Posted by James on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST