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ROT N. HELL

turtlenecks make me vomit

About Me

MyGen Profile Generatorsince i'm not a "hawtie", "playa" or any form of "mack daddy", i reckon no one will bother reading this, and thus is a useless endeavour... but what else i got to do?
so, i'm a pudgy old punk. i like going to bar shows, but have very few local friends to go with. i'm an artist but i have no contacts nor the disposition to have my stuff shown anywhere. i'm self-employed making enough to survive on, but little more... and i'd rather be homeless than work for someone else. i'm a geek - toy collector, fan of comics and superheros, kitsch, crap and pop culture. i suffer from occassional sever depression - just warning ya. i'm the stereotypical "nice guy" but i'm trying to change that cuz it gets me nowhere.

My Interests

small dogs with pushed in faces or big buggy eyes, taxidermy, art cars, culture-jammers, DIY anything, dead stuff, toys, pieces of shiny metal, antiques in dilapidated condition, making stuff, custom cars [except new crap and guys who are WAY too serious about how cool they look in it], pin ups, fashion styles taken to the max, road trips, tacky tourist kitsch, jesus and his souveniers, offending tight-asses, institution bashing, hedonism, winos, seedy, dark, twisted fucked up stuff.

I'd like to meet:

i've met alot of cool people here on mywaste... some even in person. but i'm still looking to meet: 1] an agent - or somesuch type person that will help me get my art into galleries; has potential job leads, contacts or ideas that might lead to my leaving poverty. 2] a patron - who just loves my art and wants to shower me with money 3] punk friends - who want to go to gigs with me and/or live on the west coast 4] a woman - that doesn't mind the boredom of a nice guy.... but i ain't holding my breath .

Music:

if they say "oi!" in it, i probably like it. a little bit from many genres, but mainly punk [oi, psychobilly, 77-style, street - NOT emo or MTV punk]. oh hell, i love naming names, so here goes: anti-pasti, anti-nowhere league, anti-flag, red aunts, babes in toyland, dropkick murphies, oxymoron, menace, rancid, bussiness, peter and test tube babies, wretched ones, limecell, blanks77, dwarves, demented are go, guana batz, cramps, apocolypse hoboken, diesel queens, gg allin, gwar, ac/dc, nomeansno, jon spencer, ducky boyz, 9lb hammer, kool and the gang, les rita miksouko, crass, doa, pist, piss drunks, hellbillys, new bomb turks, op ivy, fear, DKs, abducted, addicts, forgotten, spicegirls, knockout, lunachicks, b-movie rats, supersuckers, skatenigs, uk subs, cockney rejects, sub hum ans, and a couple hundred others.

Movies:

shakes the clown, spice world, seven, fight club, dead alive, zombie movies, anything with christopher walken, movies with giant attacking critters [lupus], disaster flicks, strange brew, michael moore, warriors, jesus christ superstar.

Television:

crime dramas [oz, csi, law and order], operation shows, weird homes, weird wheels, shows on collectors and toys, cartoons, big brother [ya, so... wanna make something of it?]

Books:

what's that? you mean comic books? ya sure... spiderman, xmen... oh, you mean REAL books? without pictures? naw...

Heroes:

spiderman, beth loudmouth, kat bjellend, rick griffin, dali, people that live outside the confines of society."the chief enemy of creativity is good taste" - picasso

My Blog

2007

i've never made a new years revolution... or a resolution either for that matter. but i've already put my 2007 plans in motion; a life-style change; a new game plan - actually gonna do it instead of l...
Posted by ROT N. HELL on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

tiz the season for dehabilitating depression

CRYBABY WARNING!!! do not continue if you are allergic to whiny emo loser crap   oh, the weather outside is frightful by 4 pm it's night fall and of course i've no place to go my life blows, my l...
Posted by ROT N. HELL on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

just in time for hallowe'en

  this is zombie baby... made for an art show with the theme "day of the dead" - ya... suppose to be that mexican holiday thingie, but hey, i couldn't pass up the OTHER ideas that phrase conjurs...
Posted by ROT N. HELL on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST

no one reads this anyway...

ok, so, for starters, i'm drunk... so shaddup about the typinmg. just went to an all ages rancid show.... ya ya, i know, you're way too punk to like rancid, they're sellouts and blah blah blah. i like...
Posted by ROT N. HELL on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

SPACE JUNK is complete

finished the car. how do i know it's finished? cuz i ain't working on it anymore. that's how. 2 months a year, for 6 years... and i can't wait to start another one ...
Posted by ROT N. HELL on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

today's junk score

found this at the recycling center today.....     not only is it a primo wheelchair, with recline and tilt abilities through hydraulics... it can also fold out into a gurney/bed!   now...
Posted by ROT N. HELL on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST