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Name: BEN
Birthday: 5/12/77
Birthplace: BLACK SWAMP ROAD
Current Location: EASTERN SHORE
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BLONDE
Height: 5 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: DEPENDS ON WHAT IM DOING
Your Heritage: PACIFIC ISLANDER
The Shoes You Wore Today: COWBOY BOOTS
Your Weakness: WOMEN THAT DRINK BEER
Your Fears: NO BEER
Your Perfect Pizza: WHEN I DONT HAVE TO PAY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MOVE OUT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: HIT THE SNOOZE
Your Best Physical Feature: CHEST HAIRS
Your Bedtime: DEPENDS
Your Most Missed Memory: I FORGOT
Pepsi or Coke: MT DEW
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: DOESNT MATTER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: MY TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: PEANUTBUTTER
Cappuccino or Coffee: TEA
Do you Smoke: TOO MUCH
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: NO
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: NO
Do you want to get Married: MAYBE
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: I AM HOT BABIE
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YEA WHEN THERE NOT TELLING ME THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING
Do you like Thunderstorms: TO MUCH
Do you play an Instrument: I LEARNED THE ART OF SMACKIN ASS DURING LOVE MAKING ACOUPLE MONTHS AGO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: WENT TODAY MARK WASNT THERE TO DRINK BEERS
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: do i have any luck fuck no i dont
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: N
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: N
Ever been Drunk: I THINK
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: YES
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: ARMAGGEDON
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: TOOLATE
What country would you most like to Visit: ICELAND
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN,DIRTY BLOND
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: DOESNT MATTER
Weight: NOTHIN OVER 350
Best Clothing Style: ANY
Number of Drugs I have taken: ASK MEHARD
Number of CDs I own: IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I GOT ALL THE TOOL CDS
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: HALF SLEEVE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2

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Ænema Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.

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Rosetta Stoned:Alrighty then, Picture this if you will:[10:00 to 2:00AM, and actually eating up an entire box of krispy kremes and my need-to-know potion, I was just outside area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thing, when a flaming stealth banana split the sky wide open. I never expected to see it in a place like this. I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae or something wet on my birkenstocks or something, holy fucking shit.]Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.[Then the x-files being who was in some kind of blue-green jetship with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked and he went abananadabanana so when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip, and all I could think was, I hope that my partner here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants.]So alive in his way, like an apparition he had me crying out: Fuck me. It's gotta be. Deadhead. Chemistry. The blotter got right on top of me. It's got me seeing E motherfucking T.And after calming me down with some orange slices and some [needle/fetal] spooning the ET revealed to me his singular purpose he said: "You are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who should choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."Me, the chosen one. They chose me, and I didn't even graduate from fucking high school.You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen.Then he looked right through me. With somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means. Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time they floated away. See, my heart is burning. Cause this shit never happens to me.I can't breathe right now.It was so real, Like I woke up in wonderland. It was a bit terrifying. I don't want to be all alone, When I tell the story. And can anyone tell me why? It was a repeat experience? Will I ever be coming down. This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day. See, my heart is racing. This shit never happens to me.I can't breathe right now.You believe me don't you? Please believe what I just said. See they're telling [?], And this wasn't all in my head. See they took me by the hand. And invited me right in. Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin.Strapped down on my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out my head. Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said. God damn, I shit the bed.High... High... High... high...Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be, the one. Born to bear and write you all the details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen. Shit the bed again... typical.Strapped down on my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out of my head. Am my alive? Am my dead? Sunkist and sudafed. Gyroscopes and infrared. Won't help the braindead. Can't remember what they said. God damn, I shit the bed.I can't remember what they said, to me. Can’t remember what they said to make me out to be a hero.I can't remember what they said.God help me.I can’t remember what they said.Don't know, won't know, don't know, won't know, don't know, won't know..... God damn, I shit the bed

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Posted by ben on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST