Captain Alcoholic

Born in Golden, Colorado one mile high in the colorado mountains, Boom realized he was a musical genious very early in his life. He soon found rocker Morgan behind a local brewery where he'd been living in a fort made out of Keybone 30 boxes for a year. Co-Founder.....THE GENE drank way too much....even for captain alcoholic. He couldn't hang with the genious 3 chord song writing and would soon become angery every practice and thrash the band room. He once told Boom his songs sounded too much like other bands (he obviously didn't realize the greatness that was taking place). He once fought Morgan and then stole his BIG 18 PACK that him and his hetero life mate El Sulper had spent there last dollars on and were forced to eat out of the trash can behind Pancho's. After THE GENE would thrash the band room, smoke 25 camel cigs and get in musical and physics debates about nirvana and whether or not terminal velocity has anything to do with ice bullets, he would soon call his mom to come pick him up. THE GENE'S career of being a rock n roll star was soon ended when he got very drunk at a party and passed out before everyone else. He woke up with a shaved left armpit, a shaved right leg, drawings all over his body, pink nails, nail polish all over his body, and a beautiful paintball wound inflicted by captain alcohlics manager himself......MR SMOKIN JOE JANSEN......Boom then began to squeeze lemon juice in the wound.....Yes THE GENE still has the scar. We will always miss the gene and hope he returns someday. But come on, who doesn't like Moosehead anyways. The third member, Scummy Gump, was short lived. There are two types of people in this world. People who like Neil Diamond and people who don't. Lets just say he's much happier now listening to Airsupply and jammin the BC Rich bass back in his parents basement. The fourth late member was drummer Pooberto Schulbergo. He never pitched in for writing juice(beer). So we had to let him go. He then crashed his go-ped into the mighty Mississippi River and we never heard from him again. The Boom and The Morgan felt that the mighty duo was just fine plus the beer only gets split two ways now. Bonus. The music they came up with was like nothing ever heard before. Guarenteed to rock them socks off, and any other article of clothing for that matter. Girls leave your inhibitions and panties at the door cause capn alcs is rockin this party tonight!!!!!