somewhere around the turn of the millennium the capn skarz recruited a crew of brigands and thieves to sail the hell out of here and play some music. they traveled from port to port spreading filth and corruption. their band grew as disenchanted members of society left their homes to descend into a life of drunken debauchery.
a failed mutiny left all of the crew dead. the capn skarz now mans the deck alone. in an unrelated freak incident, he recently lost his left hand. so now instead of playing the guitar he plays half a piano. the capn claims to have lost his hand to a sea monster or a croc, but other people say that that story is itself a crock.
