Drawing, explosions, making model airports, airplanes, plastic food, comicbooks, cavemen, judging people. I also like collecting 1/400 scale model airplanes and building tiny airports for them. Hey Homeland Security, leave my luggage alone. Jerks.
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...â€Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...â€Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
The Stone Roses, Oasis, Gorillaz, Elastica, Belle and Sebastian, The New Pornographers, The Old '97's, The Pixies, High Violets, Lush, The Smiths, Fountains of Wayne, Belly, Joy Division, New Order. Coldplay is music for people too lazy to listen to Radiohead.
Bladerunner, Office Space, Midnight Cowboy, Idiocracy, 24 Hour Party People, Lost in Translation, Amelie, all the ALIEN movies, Joy Luck Club, City of God, The Road Warrior, The Hunt for Red October (despite B-level special effects), Saving Private Ryan, Children of Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stranger Than Fiction, Akira, The Elephant Man, Apocalypto, The Empire Strikes Back, Double Indemnity, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), Spirited Away.
Star Trek franchise, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Rome, Frasier, History Channel, Band of Brothers, My Boys, Attack of the Show, Battlestar Galactica, New Dr. Who. I also like junk programs that show humanity at its worst like Cops, Cheaters, and Most Shocking Home Videos.
Books about explosions and plastic food. Hey Homeland Security, if you are reading this, screw off and stop wasting our time and money.
All cavemen ever, even the Nancy-boy cavemen in the Geico commercials. Well, all cavemen except Fred Flinstone. Fuck him. Barney was cool, though.