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weiss

No, sweat is not the intention of sweat pants.

About Me

"Don't be so humble... you're not that great. " -Golda Meir

My Interests

street drugs.

I'd like to meet:

Holden....ouch.

Music:

what I am listening to today: Lee Hazelwood, Simon and Garfunkel, Black Flag, Jens Lekman, Favorite Sons, Fujiya & Miyagi, Cocksparrer, Manowar, Brigitte Bardot, the Business, and also REO Speedwagon but that is because me neighbor is a douche and my walls are wicked thin.

Movies:

are magical! You meet the nicest people....

Television:

small wonder.

Books:

too many to be social

Heroes:

my mom.

My Blog

new article in SWINDLE mag

check out the new SWINDLE magazine. I wrote an article in it. Art phag style.http://www.swindlemagazine.com/
Posted by weiss on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST

THE NEW IKEA IN SOUTH PHILLY

Here's what concerns me about the new South Philadelphia Ikea: The migratory habits of ghetto ass child beaters: Eons ago, I had to walk thru the consumer maze of the Delaware Avenue Walmart to wit...
Posted by weiss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new haiku

"Little famous girl, I want to wear your blue eyes, As fancy cufflinks." I should not walk down Walnut Street during lunch hour.
Posted by weiss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So yesterday in home ec...

So like yesterday in home ec, Heather was all like, "Yo, I think Cheryl has a mad crush on you". And I was like, "for real?". And she was like,"No way, jerkface, every chick in school hates you. Youre...
Posted by weiss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST